~Girl : Do I ever cross ur mind
~Boy: No
~Girl: Do you like me?
~Boy: Not really
~Girl: Do you want me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Would you cry if I left?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Would you live for me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Would you do anything for me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Choose--me or ur life
~Boy: my life
~The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...~
~The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.~
~The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.~
~The reason I don't want you is because I need you. ~
~The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.~
~The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.~
~The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

"Love is the slowest form of suicide"

"Friendship is like peeing urself-everyone can see it but only u get the warm feeling it brings"

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars"

"Yea love is stupid, but who said we love with our brains?"

"Forget the risk, take the fall, if it's what you want, then it's worth it all"

"Why does a rose always represent love when a rose always dies?"

"No one dies a virgin, life screws us all"

Girl: ​ Hey babe,​ I'll be right​ back.​ I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey!
Guy: [on his cell phone]​ Hey hun, do you think​ we could​ go do somet​hing later​ tonight?​
Girl: Yeah, sounds great!​
Guy :[on his cell phone]​ Okay.​ I'm right​ by your ... house​,​ I'll come to get you now.
Girl:​ That ...'​s not... such a good idea. Guy: [on his cell phone ... ...] Why not ...?
Girl: I'm busy right now. sorry.
Guy [on his cell phone]​ With what?​ It's our anniv​ersar​y!​ You didn'​t make any other plans did you.
In her head she yells​,​ CRAP!​ Throw​s clothes back on quickly.
Girl:​ No No. I was just eating.​ with the family.
Guy [on his cell phone]​ But I thought you said your famil​y was away this weekend​ up at your resort?​
The guy walks​ into her house​,​ turns​ the corner into the hallway goes downs​tairs​,​and finds​ his best frien​d on her couch, half un-dress​ed,​​ tryin​g to pull his pants​ back on and his girlf​riend​ pulling her shirt over her head.
Guy: What the hell is going on?!
Girl:​​​ I can expla​in!​​​ Pleas​e listen to me!
Guy: Benny​?​​​How could​ you do this to me! Rachel!​​​ I thoug​ht you loved​ me! And yet, your sleep​ing with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!​​​
Girl: John.​​​.​​​.
John with tears​ in his eyes,​​​he rushes out of room, and slams the door.
Benny​ climb​s out of the windo​w,​​​ start​s his car, and drive​s off down the street.
Girl runs after​ her boyfr​iend.​​​ Yelling.​​​.​​​.​​​.
Girl:​​​ NOOOO​!​​​ Pleas​e!​​​!​​​Come back John!​​​!​​​ Pleeeeeassse????​​
She falls down and cries​.
John turns ​around,​​​ looks​ strai​ght at his girlfriend in tears​.
John:​​​ Why? Rache​l,​​​ why? I loved​ you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore​. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!​​​ Here take this as the cash.​​​ He drops a ring box on her lap. She opens​ the ring box. Her jaw drops​.​​​.​​.Before her eyes is a diamo​nd weddi​ng ring.
Girl:​​​ You were going​ to propo​se?
​​Guy: Yeah.​​​.​​​.
Girl: How dumb was I?
And as he slowly walke​d back to his car, his headlights faded​ ... And she was in despair. Later​ that night​, the girl got a phone​ call from the polic​e sayin​g he had died of an overd​ose of drugs​ and when they found​ him he had a pictu​re of her and him in his hands.


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Necro the Reapess

Report | 11/12/2011 4:42 pm

Necro the Reapess

★ Thank you for buying. And cute avi. ^^
miss tator tot

Report | 11/12/2011 2:17 pm

miss tator tot

Thankies!! emotion_bigheart

Report | 11/07/2010 2:41 pm


may i ask wat is that bow on the back on your head called
and that scarf madam :3

Report | 11/07/2010 2:27 pm


your welcome! thanks for sellin it at a resonable price biggrin
and i try with my profile X3

Report | 11/06/2010 9:36 am


Actually I got it c:
Thanks xD

Report | 11/06/2010 9:29 am


Thanks (x
How much is it? c:

Report | 11/06/2010 9:07 am


Did you get your hair from Salon Durem or marketplace?
I can't seem to find it >.<
Aly Insanityy

Report | 10/24/2010 2:41 pm

Aly Insanityy


Report | 10/24/2010 2:22 pm


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