For some reason, i always seem to wake up only to find a turtle eating something in the microwave... I already flushed him down the toilet and clogged it, but he always seems to be in the microwave now... He's scaring me now. The looks he gives me... And the knife he hides when i see him... And his pink shell and blue head and purple feet... Their the worst of it...
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