Kaiser Katzenjammer

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Last Login: 12/28/2010 9:08 am

Gender: Male

Location: On my fat a**

Occupation: Getting wasted

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It's not always easy to talk about yourself. I'm kind of a weird guy by many standards, probably because I've lived a strange and messed-up life, have made a lot of mistakes, and don't really care about many of the things most people care about. For example, I aspire to live in a trailer with a cat and to own and operate a food cart while selling arts and crafts at markets and fairs and writing freelance; rent is a scam and cubicles suck souls, far's I'm concerned.

Anime's alright, but I've kind of outgrown that genre of media and only occasionally watch older series like Saint Sieya and Ronin Warriors. In fact, I'm more likely to watch episodes of the Animaniacs or Invader Zim, really. I read a lot, write sometimes, and love to cook. I'm fairly smart but am moody as hell and can be a bit of a culture snob — ironic, since I have no qualms with drinking cheap bourbon. So, like most complex people I'm a walking contradiction sometimes.

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lovemeforeverandeverbabe Report | 03/26/2011 7:13 am
Happy Birthday heart
Virtual Mannequin Report | 01/02/2011 12:01 pm
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Ohh, it's you Corwin. Wassap
Virtual Mannequin Report | 01/02/2011 11:57 am
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I'm alive now... how do I know you?
Jokesing Around Report | 12/24/2010 7:35 pm
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Haha! smile Then maybe you should drink a little less? wink Anywho! I probably won't have my hands on the computer for a bit since I'm leaving tomorrow to visit family which doesn't include internet use, but have yourself a very Merry Christmas and a safe holiday and I hope you do all of the things you told me you want to do, such as the question blog. smile
And try to be at least a tad bit cheerful this Christmas season? wink

AhiruTwin Report | 12/22/2010 3:38 pm
Yes, ha ha. And I'm not House, actually! I haven't needed the Vicodin at all! I haven't had any pain that merits it. I haven't had any pain at all. I mean, it's sore and sensitive, but I'm pain free. 3nodding But it makes me nervous. Like "Oh God, when is it gonna get worse? IT HAS TO GET WORSE, IT ALWAYS GETS WORSE."
Pancakeh Report | 12/22/2010 2:26 pm
yeah, actually, it is cold. D:
and noo, we didnt have to dress up. but ilooked great. everyone in glass, including our teachers and kids from the other grade 7 class were like "HOPE. U LOOK FAWKING GOOD TODAY." xD User Image <==me eating lunch...in winter
Pancakeh Report | 12/21/2010 5:21 pm
lol. im calgary, alberta...in canada. igo to a catholic school but havent done anywork this week. xD were having a party tomorrow at school, with movies+chippies+icecream+music+dancing+cookies+juice+all that fun stuff. xD
AhiruTwin Report | 12/20/2010 7:57 pm
The problem is that I keep hearing varying stories. I mean, both my parents said that they were in pain for about five days, but I know people who have recovered in two! And I also know a girl who was out of school for a week and a half because she reacted so badly to her procedure. D: You never know with wisdom teeth. But yes, I will probably get Vicodin. I'll just pretend I'm Dr. House and snark on everyone for a few days and hopefully that'll be the end of it, ha ha. xd Thank you for the comforting words, though; I appreciate them.
Jokesing Around Report | 12/20/2010 2:23 pm
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Haha hmm.. try not to take your anger out on me sometimes! wink
AhiruTwin Report | 12/20/2010 8:32 am
It's not that I don't enjoy learning new things, it's that getting me up to speed would require several hours of formal instruction that would be rather cumbersome for you to type out. Save yourself the trouble, my friend, ha ha. I'll get there someday. 3nodding And I promise you'll be the first to know.

My break is going very well, thank you. Sadly that's not going to last because I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. gonk PAIN-INDUCED COMA, SARCASTIC YAY.



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