Kailer, A Wanderer's Journal
Wassup y'all?! I'm just a simple wanderer on the road of life, trying to have a peaceful existence. I estimate true friends with my heart and I expect the same in return. And I can go from friendly to a p***k, it all depends on how you treat me.
How to sound smart like in the Matrix: Over explain things. Example:
A portable device designed for the transfer of liquids and semi-liquids by using suction force, created by the user of such device. It's fast and efficient, but is limited to a short range. This device is commonly known as a STRAW.