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Katherine-loves-horrors Report | 11/11/2010 8:15 am

105 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART ( READ IT! =D ) 





1. Take shopping carts just for the purpose of filling them and stranding them at random locations. 





2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store and refuse to get off. 





3. Turn off all of the lights and yell 'JOIN THE DARK SIDE'. 





4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 





5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 





6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 





7. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment 





8. Go up to some old guy & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!!" 





9. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "HEY! That's mine!" call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your ... 





10. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 





11. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and then jump out and yell "VIVA LA FRANCE!!". 





12. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!". 





13. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME!". 





14. Set off an Elmo toy in the middle of a hallway. If someone comes to pick it up, yell 'HORRAH! I'M NOT CURSED ANYMORE!'. 





15. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!". 





16. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!". 





17. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 





18. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible. 





19. Play with the cash register and then say the check-out lady broke it. 





20. Go on the intercom and say "Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers, attention Wal-Mart shoppers- There is a huge sale at Target". 





21. Take all the clothes of the rack and pay for them at Target 





22. Take a soda from a Coke box, drink it, and when an employee comes and says, "Are you gonna pay for that?", get another soda and drink it. Repeat until kicked out 





23. Set the alarm clocks to go off one after another. Watch the employees desperately try to shut them all off. 





24. Put a 'Caution-Wet' sign on top of a toilet. 





25. Ask if you can try the canoes and demand they provide a river. 





26. Sing 'Over the rainbow' into the intercom. 





27. Use the security monitor as a mirror to pick your nose. 





28. Tell some guy that you can't tell if he's a boy or a girl. 





29. Get school supplies and run into a wall saying "I'm late for Hogwarts!". 





30. Run into a wardrobe, FULL SPEED, and when you hit the back scream "WHERE'S NARNIA?!". 





31. Stare at expensive jewlery and drool on the glass display cases. 





32. Buy 350 cans of tuna, and when the cashier tells you the price, start yelling and screaming saying "This can't be right, you have to take them back!" 





33. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code Pink in housewares,..." and see what happens. 





34. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund 





35. Get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby 





36. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..." 





37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 





38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 





39. TP as much of the store as possible 





40. When you hear something on the intercom, get on the floor and yell 'AHHH! THE VOICES THEIR 

Katherine-loves-horrors Report | 09/26/2010 7:10 am

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