:3 I'm awesome.
I dream crazy things.
I think they're real.
My universe is defined by my perception, which makes me God of my universe.
Your universe is probably similar, but with you in that position. Together, we are small components of a greater universe comprised of infinite tiny universes. A multiverse, if you will.
Micro-singularities are responsible for all sorts of things.
The future affects the past more often than the past affects the future. The present exists in a constant state of flux as these two paradigms struggle against each other.
Eventually the stars of this universe all go dark... But I'll turn the lights back on after we pay the energy bill.