Oh my gosh, you stalkers. Reading about me and junk. >8U

Hello! This be Jovanique, or Jo, or (for those of you who know the inside joke) bitchtit. :D
Another inside Joke-Name is Hitler. LAWL.
I don't like Hitler, Btw. D: But Gee, he knew how to lead an Army! lawl.

My real name is Josephine, but alot of my family members call my Jovanna (Hence my username, Jovanique) or even Patricia (Patricia-Ann being my middle name, and Jovanna being a form of Josephine)... But if your not family, or if I do not know you very well, you are not privlidged to use those names. xD
Getting to the good stuff now, dear reader, because i'm sure you don't want t hear about the quatrillion names I own. D:
I'm an Author in training; or should I say, I want to be an author as my Professional Career, along with Artistic sidelines, of course. c;
The genre of books I write are mostly Fantasy and Historical Science Fiction (no, not that star wars sh*t, but Fantasy being magic and fairies and dragons XD ...and Historical Science Fiction being a story based on something like a soldier in WW2, with a touch of fantasy, or taking WW2 and putting it in my own little world.)
Anywho, Im about 3 1/2 quarters Russian, and the rest of me is a big mixed breed of Scottish/Gaelic/Irish/thingy. LAWL.

My favorite Colors are Turquoise/Teal, Purple, and green... And my favorite color combinations would be Black/Glo Rainbow. :D
(shuttup, Im not racist. >8U )

My favorite songs are NewBorn, Butterflies and Hurricans, and Lacrymosa, all of which are from two of three of my favorite bands, Muse(NB, B&H), Evanescence (Lacrymosa), and the third band of which there are no favorites from is Mindless Self indulgence. xD

My favorite movies are 9.9.9 (Tim Burton) and Coraline (also, dear reader, Tim Burton. c; ) and OH LOOK! my favorite acter is JOHNNY DEPP.
did you know he was prmoted as "Sexiest man in the world"? surprised
for srs, i'm not kidding. I saw it on TV D:
Speaking of sex, Im a girl, in real life and Gaia, too! XD
Just to make that clear. D:

Don't want any silly misshaps. o,o;


For a quick end of my favorite things, dear reader, I love sushi/Exotic food, Anime ([only some]), Horror, Drawing/Artisticly based things, Books (you should see them all, there multiplying D: ), Georgia/Victorian... none of this Lolita crap. its a rip-off of the late victorian style, and though I think its cute and all, I still hate it. ):
No people, I don't hate you if your trying to become some lolita person, but I will feel dissapointed in you, regardless is your my friend or not. xD
No, Im not trying to pick a fight D: Im just stating that i'm angry at whoever riped off the best style of clothing there ever was. >8U

So; lets continue on from my rant. XD
I collect Antique & Steampunk things, whether it be books, picture frames, or dolls.
...I have alot of those porcelain dolls, passed down from my Oma. 8D (Oma = Grandma in Gaelic)

...I am a artisticly skilled paranoide religious collector. 8D

WHAT? RELIGIOUS? yeah. I'm religious.
Not the jesus religion though. :I
I'm what you would call a Wicca or a Witch (I prefer Wiccan, Thank you. :D... My whole family is.
No, i'm not that 'cackling wrinkly green thing' you see in halloween movies. XD
But yes, we do have Rituals (Example; the Moon Ritual), and yes; there is things like Spells and charms and curses of sorts, But the Wiccan Religion is secretive; Not as secretive as alot of people think, but secretive enough that im not just going to blab everything here. If you have questions, feel free to ask. XD

Speaking of curses; I'm extreamly Paranoide and Even more Superstitious. I see a Sparrow in my house? I f*cking scream in terror. D8 (sparrow found in house [alive] is a death omen to someone who lives there)

As for paranoia, well, it runs with the whole superstitious thing.
[many= myparents]Many[/my parents] people think im depressed, but I'm trying to get it through that im not. just AGAIN; PARANOIDE beyond control. xD

I hide this fact from most people, but since its the internet, I feel comfortable enough to say everything above, and 90% of gaia doesn't read "About me" anyway, soo its all coo. cool

If you've read this far, dear reader, then I praise you luck, but I must stop because I just noticed how small the scroll bar is, and I now realize how much text there is here. D8

Never knew anyone could talk about themelves so much. 8D I must be narcissist. Heh. XD


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Kitty Peach

Report | 06/06/2011 12:34 am

Kitty Peach

Even if you aren't here, happy birthday for when and if you return~
Water Faerie Naomi

Report | 06/05/2010 2:34 pm

Water Faerie Naomi

Even though your are gone, Happy birthday! =D
Winged Tree Nymph

Report | 06/05/2010 7:00 am

Winged Tree Nymph

Awws, bye, and happy early birthday!
Soft Ears

Report | 03/11/2010 1:26 pm

Soft Ears

Byeeeeee! Ill miss you <3

add me? umm_hi-everyone@hotmail.com
The Grim Archer

Report | 03/08/2010 7:43 pm

The Grim Archer

Zao! Don't lie! I see you getting online. >:I
Soft Ears

Report | 02/28/2010 11:17 am

Soft Ears

On what?
Soft Ears

Report | 02/27/2010 11:01 am

Soft Ears

Can I have a huge favor?
The Grim Archer

Report | 02/20/2010 11:43 pm

The Grim Archer

Oh noes! Zao, why are you quitting?

Report | 02/17/2010 8:00 pm


Troll Is Fed

Report | 02/17/2010 5:44 pm

Troll Is Fed

Omg D:
Why you leaving?


I want my D.horns NAO.
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