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shrug3 Report | 06/28/2010 8:56 pm
shrug3
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and paste this list to someone's profile to make them smile...It's called therapy.
shrug3 Report | 06/28/2010 12:01 pm
shrug3
Hey! You have an AWESOME summer too!
prada_11 Report | 10/12/2008 8:16 am
prada_11
its PRADA but hey how r you.
barbie0203 Report | 06/27/2008 4:34 am
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barbie0203 Report | 06/27/2008 4:33 am
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