jooleeisyourfriend : on Youtube
:: Joolee ::
you can call me: joolee, juju
bday: im 113 years of age; do the math
will find her: trying to get as rich as possible, pooping, dancing around with her stuffed crocodile Norman, or listening to her ipodtouch named Lulu
loves to: hide in toilets, hang with friends, hit stuff, shopping, surfing the net
hates: stupidness, betches, daxflame, kidz bop music
youtube idols: williamsledd, kevjumba, WHATTHEBUCKSHOW, SteandKel, happyslip, sxephil, itschriscrocker, smosh, nigahiga, ZacharyStockdale, hoiitsroi
Quiet you b*****b! It's time for you to get ToRtUreD! First I'm gonna make you sit on a horse saddle--- naked, and with no clothes on! Then I'll poke holes in your arm and pour a bucket of mango juice over it. I'll pull out your head hairs ONE BY ONE with a hammer. Then I'll plug them into your arm. I'll make you watch 23 straight hours of Phineas and ferb until you puke apple sauce. Then I'll make you watch oprah and grandma mud-wrestle in your puked-up apple sauce. Then you'll have to lick the apple sauce off of the winner's head. Either way you'll be licking puke off an old wrinkly head, or a flabby, greasy head.
Then I'll hit you across the face with a knife and make you answer hard questions about math.
Next I'll call you a you b*****b and make you eat my sweat for a healthy snack. Next, you can massage the opposable thumbs on my arm. Then I'll spit at your big toe and make you call me ugly Bad Mistress Tilda.
Then I'll paint your Leg and make you sing songs by Prince. Yeah TORTURE, you b*****b, TORTURE! You'll be making love to oprah's fat, jiggly, cellulite-ridden, Leg.
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