BEST TROLL EVER.
Add me. cool
Daft-kun (POOLS OPEN FOREVER) gave me doll ears.
I gave said person sex. cool
ZOMG FIRST SIGN. BY DURAN DURAN DURAN. MHMM SEXY.
LOLZ THIS OWNS. BY: SMALL BUT FIERCE INVENTOR. XD
Omg GD I have a secret for you.
Today my mule was:
SEX MI FAISE PLZ
HAPPY SEX DAY TO ME
LOLOL DUN TELL. redface
Age: 95 and still going strong. cool
Sex: YES PLZ. LOLOL lame joke.
Location: Iqualuit, Nunavut.
Favourite colour: Semen White
Favourite food: Cooch
MOAR TO COME. :B
Those shoes are mine, betch.
If every Gaian donated 10000 Gold to me I'd be f*cking rich. Then I'd buy expensive items and flaunt my obvious wealth to poorer users and noobs. So to all of you visiting my profile, help me on my quest to be a snob by donating 10000 Gold or more to the John Diefenbaker Association. Please help. For the starving children in my closet. heart
I kid, I kid. 1K is fine. cool
Dir en Grey countdown: I'M BAAACK, QTZ. It was amazing. I cried, just now, it finally sunk in that I actually got to see Diru live. :O
:'D Kyo fell down, got a concussion and threw up. He obviously kept going, and sang amazingly. Afterwards, he had to go the hospital. Oh how I envy the medics. mad They were all...perfect. -Sigh- Throughout the whole 40 minutes I was in an intense fanperson mode. I'm so pathetic...I cry from joy each time I watch a live video from Toronto on youtube or when I think about the concert.
It was so good, the videos on youtube don't give the performance justice.
I hugged my tee-shirt that night, when I went to bed. -CRIES- whee
I always reply to profile comments, because I'm nice like that. I usually reply to PMs. Almost always, there's just a few occasions where I don't. Example; 'Hey, what's up?'. Either I don't reply or I flame to PMs like that. But other than that, I'm pretty nice. Or I might say something really dirty or insulting. ;D CALL ME.
LOLOL WORD OF LIFE IS LUCIOUS FOR TODAY.MIGHT NOT BE FOR LONG. MIGHT BE ONLY THIS VERY HOUR, BUT NEVERTHELESS. WE ARE ALL LUCIOUS. FIND YOUR INNER LUCIOUSNESS. ;D
I have called: 1 Gaian.
Buy me things from my wishlist please.
Or give me e-moniez. ;B
HAI BOIZ! ;D CALL ME @ 1-800-WET-PUSS.
CYA THAR QT PAIZ.
Note: I never claimed ownership over any of the pictures used in my signatures.
You hear laughter, cracking through the walls...
Omgz. The Pedo smile is gone [See: ANAL SEX thoughts, below].
Damn you new avatar expressions.
Sigh, I guess this one will have to be creepy enough.
Harrharr @ J. Dief.
I figured out I could still have my old pedo smile, just by clicking on the small mouth. I had it set on medium. redface But what-ev man, I like this one better now.
The GeeDee's resident transgendered politician/adult film star.
Lamb Chop, Hush Puppy, Charlie Horse and I are tight.
What shall I say.
I moved to earth when I was 37 years old.
Twas a sad time.
I miss my friends, my family on my home planet.
I have yet to find someone who appreciates my love for zoophilia, soy milk and gravel.
My main passion is trolling about in this "GEEDEE".
I also enjoy the readings of fanfiction.
Pornography viewing [preferably 65+].
And I like to suckle on pikapika_yukai's P3N0R.
mad DEAD TO ME, PP_Y IS, DEAD. On Gaia, that is.
Right now, I'm leaning towards a person named J. Ken.
I know we had our little catfights, what with nuclear weapons and all.
But really, how can you expect a grown man to resist that face & crotch. ;D
Where is it? Where is the thumpthump? neutral
No crust, no crust.
Cousins don't shake.
What's a Lockerby?
I've got sexsexanalsex on the brain.
The Lamb Chop Club Members And/Or Fools.
The Miss Fetus Club Members And/Or Fools. :B
My last attempt at draining innocent Gaians of their e-assets.The [very few] Embryo Family club and/or members.
Viewing 12 of 12 friends
HAI THAR QT PAI ;D
J. Dief. wants YOU! To read his and/or her journal. :B