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Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ******** skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little s**t's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c**t he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "s**t! s**t!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "********! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! ********!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm ******** HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ******** up big time because his mom isn't defending his a**. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my s**t from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c**t she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little s**t must've gotten in a ******** of trouble.

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enn ennui Report | 03/16/2011 5:24 pm
enn ennui
dude look i'm on gaia rofl
A Hylian Hero Report | 01/24/2011 11:37 am
A Hylian Hero



t**t :0
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GingerLynne Report | 01/16/2011 10:51 pm
GingerLynne
Thanks! I like yours too! where did you see me?
Cody892 Report | 01/15/2011 11:16 am
Cody892
U slutie hoe y would u call tht inasant child a c***t ur a b***h! hes a little kid! u a** hole u need to straiten up b***h! jk i would of dun the same thing! tht c***t ur so frikin awesome gurl...
Phobophile. Report | 01/04/2010 8:02 pm
Phobophile.
sluttie hoe
Krystal from Accounting Report | 12/05/2009 6:04 am
Krystal from Accounting
sluttie hoe
desu-ish Report | 10/24/2009 1:02 pm
desu-ish
wow, i'm retarded.

anyway, you're cool. (*;´Д`)
Peyton_OrangePie Report | 09/19/2009 11:06 am
Peyton_OrangePie
thnx for buyin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jinja_Koyko Report | 09/18/2009 8:22 am
Jinja_Koyko
thanx for buying the inverted L blox, and the blush tile..enjoy and please come again!!
The Underdog King Report | 09/18/2009 3:20 am
The Underdog King
I'm not anymore either.

Every now and then one tickles my fancy.

I just watch my bf play it because I love the story cx

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