FAKE FRiENDS Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS never see you cry.
REAl FRiENDS cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
FAKE FRiENDS will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAl FRiENDS Will knock the s**t out of them
FAKE FRiENDS Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!