quotes i like
"Never Leave the one you love for the one you like because chances are the one you like will leave you for the one they love."
"y did god make a guy first? cuz u always need a ruff draft b4 a ******** the rest i roll with the BEST."
"HAVE YOU EVER LIVED MY LIFE? SPENT A DAY IN MY SHOES? IF YOU HAVEN'T THEN TELL ME WHY YOU JUDGE ME AS YOU DO."
"A FRIEND WILL TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU CRY, BUT A BEST FRIEND WILL HAVE A SOGGY SHOULDER WHEN YOUR DONE."
"A GOOD FRIEND WILL COME AND BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL, BUT A BEST FRIEND WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING DAMN THAT WAS FUN!"
"ITS BETTER TO LOSE ONE SECOND OF LIFE....THAN TO LOSE LIFE IN ONE SECOND."
""He sees you when your sleeping, He knows when your awake, He knows if you've been bad or good..." Is Santa a stalker?"
"if A big fat man grabs you, and sticks you In his bag, dont worry..I ask santa if I could have you for christmaS"
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