About
~chuckles softly~ What to tell you and what not to.Hmm, to start, I am Mandalorian. Born on Mandalore, settled on Vlemoth Port with my Clan after leaving Mandalore.
I am 6 feet 7, 280 pounds, blue eyes, dark red hair kept in a pony tail. Yes I am battle scarred, what adult Mando'ade is not?
Yes I have tattoos. No you can not see them. Nor will I show them to you.
Yes I am pierced. The only thing you should be concerned with in regards to that is if you see me taking them off. Run, but you will only die tired.
Yes my armor is made of Beskar, it has been in my family for a very long time. It was my deceased father's, now mine to one day be passed to one of my own when I pass into the afterlife.
Yes I have a mate, grown children and grandchildren. I will happily and proudly speak with you about them for hours and request you join in the conversation with me. Did I mention my grandchildren have started talking and have learned to say "boom, momma, dada and popp" and are learning sign language as well as Basic?
Yes my mother is still very much alive. She spoils my grandchildren as she should, helps their parents see they educated as Mandalorians, defends the family, and has reached a venerable age as an honorable Mando'ade. Give her the reverence due or find yourself learning from her, how to. If you live, then you will deal with me.
Yes weapons are part of my religion. Piss me off should you wish to see them. You will regret it.
Yes I have a jet pack. I have several. No you can not use one.
My ship is not a tourist attraction. No you can not see the inside of it. Unless you care to be frozen in carbonite first, then sold to the highest bidder, or dumped out the airlock.
Yes I am a mercenary. My services are expensive. You agree to my terms or no deal.
Unless you are the Mand'alor, do not ask me to kill my vods. Doing so will be detrimental to your health. Nor should you ask me to harm a child or an innocent. Should you demand such a thing, you may find that what you ask for to be done to them, being done to you... should you I let you live.
~rests boots on table leaning back with a bottle of ne'tra gal enjoying the ale with a smile~ Should you want to know more, nar'sheb. I have said all I wish to.
Comments
View All Comments
On another note, you are an asshat love! Balloons?!