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Hey dudes and dudettes! The name's Christ. Jesus Christ. I'm probably older than you (I don't wanna say wiser but y'know, I did kinda write half of the best-selling fictional book of all time!) but that's cool, I love young'uns. Not in a Dateline ***** way, of course. My kind of love is a completely untainted love. I'm the epitome of purity. According to Dan Brown I put my Basilisk in Mary Magdalene's Chamber of Secrets but come on, let's be rational here. If I were getting laid, why wouldn't I brag about it?People have been going to great lengths to get on my good side but all I really ask is this: don't be a d**k. 'Cause if you're a d**k, then others are gonna lose faith in humanity and start being dicks too, thus propagating a chain reaction of global dickiness. And obviously I don't wanna let a bunch of assholes into my personal property. So just play nice, share your toys and change your underwear daily. Everything else falls into place.
FAQ (Fun Anticipated Questions)
Is your middle name really Hussein?
Yes.
Your profile is girly.
Actually, birds and flowers are gender neutral.
LOL! Jesus is using the interwebz! [insert silliness here]
I'm glad you find this amusing. Now go watch Pokemon or something.
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I'm Sooooo glad to find you in Gaia!!! I'm kinda a monk right now and am interested in Buddhism..but hell yeah Christianity ROCKS!!!
say hey to your Dad for me! smile
oh, and tell him he did a really nice job with the whole creation of everything.... -thing.... and just a last minute thought, i think we should bring back 60's with all the amenities!!