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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scaredGuy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love meGirl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hugShe gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
15 things to do at WAL*MART 1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET
i love a boy named..... ROBBY! i love him so much!
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