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Shaggy 2 Dope!!!!!!!!!!!
I pledge allegiance to the hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, under
Clowns full of Freaks, with Faygo and Neden for all.
JUGGALOS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to sk8, surf the net, and watch videos, my favorite animal is the llama, my favorite color is PINK, i think pirates rock alot,
biggrin i like to hang out with friends and my family, imma real nice guy (if you stay on my good side)........Aliens rule but PINK ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THE SHOW INVADER ZIM GIR ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(GO HOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its to scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.
Pick the month
you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I killed
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a jew
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
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I pledge allegiance to the hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, under
Clowns full of Freaks, with Faygo and Neden for all.
JUGGALOS FOR LIFE!!!!!
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