JAX makes onion cry
JAX can delete the recycle bin
When bogeyman sleeps he checks his closet for JAX
JAX can build a snow man out of rain
JAX can strangle you with a cordless phone
JAX can drown a fish
Bullets dodge JAX
JAX can do a wheelie on unicycle
There is no such thing as global warming. JAX was cold, so he turned the sun up.
JAX can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night by the way.