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I am here to inform you all that Ninjas are the only reason that anything in the world works. Regardless of what you might have read in some stupid "history" book, every great invention the world has ever seen was actually created by ninjas, who merely allowed lesser beings to take the credit, since they didn't want all the other people in the world flocking to Japan to worship them for being so amazing and awesome.Also, the main reason for every problem in the world today is the fact that there aren't very many ninjas left. We wouldn't have global warming or any of that other crap if there were Ninjas here to straighten things up, but they're too preoccupied with fighting against vampires, pirates and crab people to come clean up our messes for us.
Oh, and needless to say, if you disagree with any of this, then you're just an ignorant fool who doesn't understand how completely and indisputably amazing ninjas are.
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