Jamie Winters

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Birthday: 10/25

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Jamie Winters is a cat. You would think a cat can’t be an author, but that’s where you would be wrong.

Jamie first adopted his pet human when he was just growing out of kittenhood. He wanted somewhere to live that was warmer and more comfortable than the streets, so when a human offered, Jamie leapt at the chance. Because of his white fur, his human decided to name him “Winter.” Jamie decided to tolerate this in the sake of keeping the peace.

Over time, Jamie grew more attached to his human. He eventually realized two things. One, he actually loved his human rather than simply tolerating the creature. And two, his human was an idiot. After all, his human didn’t even know how to hunt properly, let alone bestow a name on a cat.

So Jamie decided there was only one course of action. With his extraordinary intelligence, he could take care of his human. He decided to become an author. It was a job that didn’t require him making many public appearances, and only minor tumb dexterity, making it ideal. Plus it allowed him to stay at home and keep his human from getting into too much mischief. He took the human’s loving (though misguided) attempt at a name and turned it into something much more dignified: Jamie Winters.

Much like his human, Jamie found writing to be more than just a means to an end, and he eventually fell in love with the craft. Now he spends much of his time writing and sharing his work with the world.

When Jamie isn’t involved in his literary pursuits, you may find him fetching dinner for his human, catching a warm sunbeam, or engaging in a relaxing night of belly rubs. Which are all completely for the human’s benefit. Of course.

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Rogue Paradox Report | 09/13/2012 12:16 am
Rogue Paradox
cool avi
Eternal Prince of Winter Report | 12/19/2011 9:25 am
Eternal Prince of Winter
You look so pretty in your winter finery. heart Merry Christmas. I love you.
Redhotsexy2012 Report | 12/18/2011 3:36 am
Redhotsexy2012
thx 4 buying
jellyfishbabe Report | 10/24/2011 10:35 pm
jellyfishbabe
happy birthday.
get high get drunk.
party till the roof caves in
invite me b***h
Ryde the Stampede Report | 09/26/2011 11:54 pm
Ryde the Stampede
Very nice cosplay
HappyHeadsGuildMule Report | 09/26/2011 7:17 pm
HappyHeadsGuildMule
Thanks for the buy.

PaperSongs Report | 06/30/2010 8:50 pm
PaperSongs
ADVENTURE! How's life? It's been a while since we spoke.
ArmyofBagles Report | 06/07/2010 5:23 am
ArmyofBagles
yo mam...... i just wanted to say hi. smile
Timecraze Report | 04/25/2010 6:11 am
Timecraze
Thanks adventure! I like your new one too!
Eternal Prince of Winter Report | 04/22/2010 8:25 am
Eternal Prince of Winter
Hey, Addict, guess what? I love you.

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Jamie Winters is a cat.
You would think a cat can’t be an author, but that’s where you would be wrong.
jamiewinters.com

 

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