Im a relatively normal HUMAN being >_> no strings attached. Im not a peanut craving ninja pirate out to get some treasure, or some crazy scientist creating humanoid robots to fight in space to defend the planet from global warming, or some top secret agent hiding some alien named nikko from the government >___>
Im just your average Joe working the streets to get food on the table for my 11 kids all named after recent pop stars like Brad Pitt and Im trying as hard as I can to get them through college so they can eventually take care of me so I dont have to stumble along on the dangerous streets of Chicago to get some pocket change.
Im managing about 3 jobsI had 4 but I got laid off because I got caught sleeping with the manager. Im just trying to survive this harsh winter The farm isnt producing any crops and it looks like were having another dust bowl
My name is Pedro Im a radio active mega robot alien pilot farmer hooker here to destroy the world and start over using my sickly deformed alien embryo eggs to re-populate this crap hole called earth and there you go thats all there is to me...
This is meh~ >O<
U read this s**t?
whats up true friend?