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Edible Frog Report | 08/08/2010 1:44 pm: /stalk stalk stalk.
livly maria Report | 05/09/2009 8:31 am: hey happy b day
rockerjade53 Report | 05/05/2009 5:41 pm: Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear jake
Happy Birthday to you

P.S your over the hill to old to count lmao lol
rockerjade53 Report | 04/17/2009 3:02 pm: John I still like you (alot) never stop thinking about you it was just that I was sooo afarid and I wanted to say that something happened to me on march 7 but I do not want to say it over the computer. I am so srry about that message that I sent awhile back one thing I have to say was that I was alittle freaked thats all I never ment to hurt you. Me and brittany aren't close friends like we use to and I never stoped thinking about you. you still in berklee still if so I will come to the final concert if you want me to if you want you can text me or call my cell
rockerjade53 Report | 03/30/2009 6:28 pm: Hey john sorry bout waking you up today i was bored and wanted to talk to someone
livly maria Report | 12/31/2008 5:18 pm: This post was removed because it appeared to be spam / chain mail.
livly maria Report | 12/22/2008 8:24 am: gee thanks guys very funy
rockerjade53 Report | 08/12/2008 3:22 pm: hey "Jake" (coughs and says john) I got some good news I am moving still but I am not moving to chicago I am still going to live in Mass. One thing I am moving out toward you and might see you more often.

The Story of my Life

Hey all! I'm Jake, and I just hit 18, Finally! Already found the college of my dreams, finished SATs, and I have six (yes SIX) brothers and sisters (4 girls, 2 boys). All of them are about as evil and sick-minded as Orochimaru, so home is basically hell. You don't know the definition of suffering until you have SIX other teenagers living in the same house. And, as if that wasn't enough, my room is connected to the living room by a door that blocks sound about as well as, well, an amplifier. If anyone has a life as bad as mine (not counting parents from the black lagoon) please tell me in excruciating detail, so I can manage one more year in a house where the relatives are all as angry as dolphins are smart and playful (personal experience, swam with some in Florida recently). I'll probably never visit my siblings again (at least not all at once). If they try to visit all at once (which most likely won't happen), I'll be forced to change my name and then leave the state, making sure to cover my tracks. *prays for money*. Oh, and I also need to get a legal name change anyways (John is too generic, and I have been called by my nickname Jake since I was about 4). My only regrets about leaving for college is the loss of my three most precious possesions, my PS3, my 360, and my new requirement: making money on my own. Well, my life sucks. Any helpful tips on how to avoid insanity will be greatly appreciated!!!