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xXEmo_CookehsXx Report | 02/03/2009 6:27 pm
xXEmo_CookehsXx
Wait a minute man



Hey check this out man (tell it)


There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)


There was this blind man right(hey)


He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey


He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)


He stopped he took a deep breath he said


"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>


You like that s**t man (that was pretty good)


Hey man I got a gang of that s**t man


I tell you what my man on the guitar,


Hey fool on the drums.


Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha ********' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)





Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need


We can go to the park after dark


Smoke that tumbleweed


As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong


And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.


So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems


Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale


Skatin' on ragged rims


So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville


If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.





Well it was just sundown in small white town


They call it East Side Palmdale (well)


When the Afroman walked through the white land


Houses went up for sale (hell)


Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs


When i met a little girl name Jan


I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan


We ******** on the bed


******** on the floor


******** so long I grew a ********' afro


Then I ******** to the left


******** to the right


She sucked my d**k 'til the s**t turned white


I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba


Got my a** lookin' like a zebra


I put on my clothes and I was on my way


When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet


And so I ran, I jumped out the back window


But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four


Oh he beat me to the left


He beat me to the right


The mother ******** wooped my a** all night


But i aint mad at a prejudice dad


That's the best damn p***y I ever had


I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine


I'm gonna f**k that b***h just one more time





[CHORUS]


Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need


We can go to the park, after dark


Smoke that tumbleweed


As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs


Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong


And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong


So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems


Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale


Skatin' on datin' rims


So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville


If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will





I met this lady in Hollywood


She had green hair but damn she looked good


I took her to my house 'cause she was fine


But she whupped out a d**k that was bigger than mine





I met this lady from Japan


Never made love with an African


I ******** her once


I ******** her twice


I ate that p***y like shrimp-fried rice


Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya


I met a woman in the heart of Australia


Had a big butt and big titties too


So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo





See I met this woman from Hawaii


Stuck it in her a** and she said aaiiiii


Lips where breakfast


p***y was lunch


Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch





Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky


She said I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me


I came in her mouth it was a crisis


I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spi
OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 08/28/2008 2:36 pm
OoJessicaRabbitoO
-_-;
II Corrupted Prototype II Report | 08/21/2008 7:38 pm
II Corrupted Prototype II
nice profile
YuNG LaTiNo Report | 08/02/2008 5:12 am
YuNG LaTiNo
sorry i was busy with work an football practice an.................stuff << >>
OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 08/02/2008 5:06 am
OoJessicaRabbitoO
GRRRRRR SPAZZ OUT ON SUM1 ELSE'S PAGE!!! >=oO
OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 2:29 pm
OoJessicaRabbitoO
O.o......xD
OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 2:27 pm
OoJessicaRabbitoO
D: i spent it on me jacket
OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 1:41 pm
OoJessicaRabbitoO
ma avi is completed!! biggrin ishn't it shmexxi i kno i kno xP
OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 1:38 pm
OoJessicaRabbitoO
O.o nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
YuNG LaTiNo Report | 07/25/2008 6:13 pm
YuNG LaTiNo
xD

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