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Registered: 09/15/2006

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Never leave home without your hammer.

Thor Is the god of thunder and of the sky in Norse and early Germanic mythology. Though Odin holds a higher rank, Thor seems to be the best loved and most worshiped of the Norse deities.

His wife was the beautiful goddess Sif, who seldom appears in myths and remains a somewhat mysterious figure.

Generally good-natured, Thor has a hot temper, and his anger is dreadful to behold. He is a fierce enemy of the frost giants, the foes of the Norse gods. When people hear thunder and see lightning in the sky, they know that Thor is fighting these evil giants.

The thunder god's chief weapon is his mighty hammer Mjollnir, or Crusher, which the dwarfs had forged for him. When he throws Mjollnir, it returns magically to his hand like a boomerang. Among Mjollnir's other powers was the gift of restoring life to the dead.

Whenever he is overcome with hunger, Thor devours his goats, only to return them to life with Mjollnir. What a b***h for the goats, eh?

Mythology

According to one well-known myth about Thor, Thrym, king of the giants, came into possession of Mjollnir and declared that he would give it back to Thor only if the beautiful goddess Freyja agreed to marry him. She angrily refused, and the trickster god Loki came up with a clever plan to recover Mjollnir. Using women's clothing and a bridal veil to disguise Thor as Freyja, Loki escorted "Freyja" to Jotunheim, the home of the giants. Thrym greeted his bride, though he was surprised at her appetite at the wedding feast. "Freyja" consumed an entire ox, three barrels of wine, and much more. Loki explained that she had been unable to eat for a week because of her excitement at marrying Thrym. The giant accepted this explanation, and the wedding proceeded. When the time came for a hammer to be placed in the bride's lap according to custom, Thor grabbed Mjollnir and threw off his disguise. Then he used the hammer to smash the giants and their hall.

Once , Thor disguised himself as a young man and went fishing with Hymir, first killing the giant's largest ox to use for bait. Thor then rowed their boat far out of sight of land and cast his hook. Something bit at the ox, and Thor drew up his line to discover that he had hooked Jormungand, the giant serpent. Placing his feet on the ocean floor, Thor pulled and pulled on the line, while the serpent spit out poison. Just as Thor was about to strike Jormungand with his hammer, Hymir cut the line and the serpent sank back down to the depths. Many myths say, however, that Thor and Jormungand remained bitter enemies, fated to fight again on the day called Ragnarok, the end of the world, when they will kill one another.

Yeah thats right, he cross dresses a lot apparently.

p.s. Im a girl.
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My_Beloved_Lord Report | 10/29/2012 2:01 am: Hey Thor, need a Loki? biggrin
Captain Firmgrip Report | 05/14/2011 11:21 am: wink
Deadpool of Marvel Report | 01/16/2011 1:19 pm: hay Thor how's the hammer hanging lol
Akuma Of The Fist Report | 01/06/2011 12:32 pm: So Norse god how is life >.>
Akuma Of The Fist Report | 12/19/2010 12:11 pm: Why oh my this is awkward >.>
Samael Valentine Report | 10/16/2010 12:47 am: Amazing job, without a doubt.
Forest Mourner Report | 09/22/2010 2:13 pm: Hoi Thundah God
Woutan Kuunsuru Report | 07/06/2010 11:29 pm: That's a very nice avatar you have there. Gotta love the Amon Amarth reference as well.

By the way, Jörmungand says hi.
tragic-atheist Report | 06/30/2010 2:33 am: love u
tragic-atheist Report | 05/16/2010 1:33 am: i love your hammer, and it tastes like rasins!!!