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I am the great IX Fox Maverick.
If you don't know me, you can call me "lord", 'cuz I deserve it.
If you know me, don't call me at all, 'cuz I can already read your mind.
My power is beyond compare, and I would know, since I had to write an essay comparing it. Could be that there's just nothing to compare it to.
Yes, I am a furry. You can tell, because I'm covered in fur. I have nine tails, which is fine. I watch Digimon because I like Renamon, I watch Boogiepop because I like confusion, and I watch FLCL because it's all true.
I'm insane 60% of the time.
I'm a girl 20% of the time.
I'm a fox 100% of the time.
I'm chaotic evil 99% of the time, but slightly less when I'm playing D&D.
The love of my life is a fortune teller, the love of my death is Tenebrous, 'cuz it grants me my spells.
I have more holes in my logic than Swiss cheese, which I don't like. I prefer provalone.
There's nothing I can't overanalyze. I'll annul you 'til you have an aneurism from an abscess of anathema.
I'm paranoid because they're only a few steps behind me, and I won't let them take me undead.
My favorite food is babies, my favorite sport is kicking puppies, and I collect human souls.
I'm an organ donor, but they stopped letting me donate when I brought in a whole bucket of hearts. They didn't say donors could only donate their
own organs.
There are two skeletons in my closet, and their names are Koltron and Larry. They can only say their own names, like Pokemon.
Normal people are boring, but they sure taste good.
My totem animal is a fox.
My signature weapon is a short sword, which I call a longknife.
My color is russet.
My number is nine.
My class is beguiler, druid, dread necromancer, soulknife, ninja.
My state is emergency.
My gemstone is black onyx.
You're pronouncing it wrong, but here it is anyway. My name is IX Fox Maverick.
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Real tamers fight nekkid!
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