shy. weird. silly at times. good at dancing badly. bad with writing. hoping to learn how to RP some day. QQ an unlucky libra.
Likes...
you. ;D the name Ivan. deer. running around the house. my puppies. sweets. making faces. ' ^ ' :J C: drawing funny things. poking snail eyes. broad shoulders. abs. wide hips. boobs. battles. dance parties. breaking things.
Is not a fan of...
cucumbers in my salad. spiders crawling on my leg. essays. one word responses. "srs bsns". badly cooked chicken. country music. road sickness. cockroaches.
Can be found in...
Mainly freebies. lurking in art discussion. School. playing random mmorpg's when there's nothing else to do.
Write me some thing!
horseyhilly Wrote
~Run run, where to? Hide, hide, Ivan's coming for you, Jump, jump, he's as quick as an animal, fly, fly, he's also a cannibal!~
horseyhilly Wrote
The Ivan
Charging into battle, Ready to defend and fight, Running into cattle, Basking in the cool moonlight!
This is Ivan. This is Ivan.
Biting on a dead man's arm, Laughing while he turns around, Jumping at the loud alarm, Chains forming all abound!
This is Ivan. This is Ivan.
Sliding like he just don't care, Twirling in the midnight breeze, This was nothing like a scare, He would like a moo-cow please!
This is Ivan. This is Ivan.
Oh no now he's caught, Something like a busy bee, Much more than he sought, Now's the time to flee flee flee!
This is Ivan. This is Ivan.
Swimming in a river, Sitting in a tree, Asking to deliver, Now they can't find me!
This is Ivan. This is Ivan.
Slipping on a bone, Chewing on a bun, Trying to roam, Back to number one!
aku_ai_the_evil wrote
If Emo Was Cool
Coverd face in make-up Eyes blacked out in hair Dark females jeans And perantels you scare
Fill you back with goodies Your comp book of poetry Filled with woe and dispair For you eys only to see
Cosmetics in a bag of plastic A hue of black or grey Touchs on the run for sure Sun will be out today
Next are the sadning thing Things you'll never use Razor Blade of virgin steel And pills to fix your fuse
Ivan Leaves his home Clad in not the same Emos not coolat all He knows it so very lame
Plus he could never kiss a man What all his friends say They could maybe even think That he was some kinda gay XP
Frozen Sacrifice Wrote
The Ivan
His name is Ivan, Ivan Scheu He is WAY cooler then you!
Ivan is hyper, Ivan is fun Ivan can make you fly or come undone.
He can walk on walls and talk to cats You ask "How the ******** he can do that?!?!"
Well, I'll tell you how! It's because I say he can Because he is IVAN man!
Ivan plays beer pong, and very well He can out drink the devil himself!
Now I'll tell you something you won't believe Ivan can make you fall to your knees!
How you ask, well the answer is simple His avi art is to die for, and you know you want it!
Ivan is soo friggin' cool He shits freakin' ice cubes.
Yes, Ivan is definitely cooler then you.
By Heather Klein
By Lady FOS
A tisket A tasket A bloody metal basket He smacked me once He smacked me twice He smacked me three times to SHUT DA FAWK UP! biggrin ~FOS
By Aiko Seguchi
"Mister Ivan Scheu Is way way cooler than you. This is a haiku"
