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don't steal,
you pathetic horse!

 

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❝I'D RATHER BE HATED FOR WHO I AM;
THAN LOVED FOR WHO I'M NOT.❞

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"Omg Teddy Ur Amazing...
U Can Draw
Ur Pretty
Ur Nice {[Sometimes]} Lolz
Ur The Most Coolest Person EVER!"

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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES!
SAY THE CHINESE WORDS- OUT LOUD!

1.) Thats not right..................... Sum Ting Wong
2.) Are you harboring a fugitive..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3.) See me ASAP...................... Kum Hea Nao
4.) Stupid Man......................... Dum f**
5.) Small horse......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6.) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan
7.) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8.)I think you need a face lift............. Chin Tu Fat
9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai So Dim
10.) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11.) This is a tow away zone............. No Pah King
12.) Staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
13.) He's cleaning his automobile......... Wa Shing Ka
14.) Your body odor is offensive......... Yu Stin Ki Ho
15.) Great............................. Fre Kin Su Pah

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HIM: "I Love You."
HER: *COUGH* I`M ALLERGIC TO BULLSH*T!"

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FMYLIFE.COM
Today, I couldn't use my normal subway exit stairway. There was a homeless man blocking the exit, furiously shitting and wiping his a s s with newspaper. I can never un-see this. FML

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They were all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fat a s ses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off back to our house party. I realized they were going to the same party we were. FML

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole Big Mac. I loved it. FML

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of sh*t, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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LIFE'S A BlTCH AND IT'S HARD...
I WISH IT WAS A SLUT SO IT COULD BE EASY.



“Listen up skinny sh*t,
so what if I have a few extra pounds?
I can live with that.
What I can’t live without, however,
are my krispy kreme donuts, b*tch.”


iUglehTeddy.
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GIRLS ARE LIKE APPLES
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
that are on the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think there’s something wrong
with them. When in reality, they’re
amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along.
The one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top.


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There was a man who had worked all his life and who had saved all of his money & was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than JUST about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him............ Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. ... When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?""I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check, now all he has to do is cash it."


Ladies, this isn’t a damn fairy tale.
No, don’t rely on some jerk you call a prince to come save you while you’re waiting for his a$$.
Learn to save yourself.
You are the mother fuccking princess.


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madison711 Report | 04/13/2012 3:00 pm
madison711
OH MY GOODNESS <3 I have been trying to talk to youuu < 3 I missed you OODLES of mucho < 3 heart
iUglehTeddy Report | 04/12/2012 7:53 pm
iUglehTeddy
HELLO EVERYONE
TEDDY WAS HERE 4.12.12
- i i C i n d y X D - Report | 05/31/2011 12:14 pm
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Heyy!
- i i C i n d y X D - Report | 11/01/2010 9:18 pm
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Okay we dont go on yet we somehow have a similar avi lol?
OnlineDucky Report | 03/27/2010 11:07 am
OnlineDucky
'SUPTEDDDDYYYYY! C:
Yunq Star Joker Report | 03/13/2010 6:51 am
Yunq Star Joker
xDDDD BIGGMAMAATEDDDDDDDDDAY ! :333
madison711 Report | 03/12/2010 4:04 pm
madison711
awww teddy sorry i havent beenz on sad I MISSSSSSS TOOO TALK TO UUUUZ
D I V A S ONLY Report | 03/06/2010 5:03 pm
D I V A S ONLY
bought one but didnt like it so i sold it
cuz wut eva i want i get XD
except kiki
buying it soon
Yunq Star Joker Report | 03/06/2010 10:42 am
Yunq Star Joker
NMMMMMM IM A BIGG DADDY NAOO ! CALL ME BIGDADDYJOKER =D
D I V A S ONLY Report | 03/04/2010 5:03 pm
D I V A S ONLY
nun is good
especially wen u wearing dah dress i want
 
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