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Report | 12/16/2010 1:25 pm

iRawrablez

How could I forget you?? Lol
Miss yew teww wink

Report | 11/17/2010 4:50 pm

Muffin Flavored Condoms

Well, apes and crumpets, it's RJ. o:

It's been a very long time, indeed.

Report | 11/13/2010 1:54 pm

XxEntwined

wow, you haven't been on for ages!

Report | 11/13/2010 1:15 pm

XxEntwined

O::::::: IT'S RJ OMGOMGMOGOMG biggrin
(it'srainbow sodah)

Report | 11/13/2010 12:05 pm

Silent Warning

Hey you.

Report | 11/13/2010 10:42 am

bunbunss13

(Anonymous): i was drunk and walked out of my house with my keys in my hand. A cop approaches, 'Can I help you Sir?' Yea! Somebody stole my car The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?' It was on the end of this key the cop looks down and sees my wiener hanging Out for all the world to see. He asks me, 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?' confused outa my mind, i looked down at my crotch and without Missing a beat,i blurt out. Holy s**t! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

Report | 11/13/2010 10:30 am

bunbunss13

Anonymous): Last night I texted, "so I was just driving drunk 'I know...' and I stopped 2 let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog." MDT

(604): Is it a good thing or a bad thing when you wake up naked with two naked guys in your bed, while holding glow-in-the-dark toy dinosaurs in your hands, and listening to the lion king soundtrack?

(sam): Last night, from my best friend. "I think i've jus put my dog in the washing machine and turned it on, what should i do? i dont think that my moms going to be very happy! HELP." He doesn't have a dog, so i was left confused... MDT

these are allfrom mydrunkentexts.com
soooo funny

Report | 11/13/2010 10:15 am

bunbunss13

(831): I just had a conversation with my cat in the shower about pancakes. We both like them a lot.

Report | 11/13/2010 10:12 am

bunbunss13

(61 cool : I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it's web. They all have English accents. I'm drunk and this weed is incredible!

Report | 11/13/2010 9:30 am

bunbunss13

(202): you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

Report | 11/13/2010 9:26 am

bunbunss13

(60 cool : I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.

Report | 11/13/2010 9:21 am

bunbunss13

(973): The skunks are threatening to spray us if we don't surrender our blunts.............. But what they don't know is that we have three cases of febreeze in the trunk

Report | 11/12/2010 7:39 pm

Silent Warning

o:

Report | 07/03/2010 8:56 pm

iRawrablez

Hey Rj. remember me?

Report | 07/17/2009 6:02 pm

Muffin Flavored Condoms

Hallo. :'D

It's been a while,huh~?

Does you remember me?

Report | 05/06/2009 7:54 pm

XxEntwined

OOOOo
long time no talkie!
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
o.o

Report | 04/03/2009 7:21 pm

XxEntwined

Lol like omg

Report | 11/22/2008 7:53 pm

XxEntwined

O=

Report | 11/10/2008 6:50 pm

D z i i

bored.

lol, what you doin?

Report | 11/10/2008 6:41 pm

D z i i

lol sup dude.

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