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iRawrablez Report | 12/16/2010 1:25 pm

How could I forget you?? Lol
Miss yew teww wink

Muffin Flavored Condoms Report | 11/17/2010 4:50 pm

Well, apes and crumpets, it's RJ. o:

It's been a very long time, indeed.

s h o p s m a r t x Report | 11/13/2010 1:54 pm

wow, you haven't been on for ages!

s h o p s m a r t x Report | 11/13/2010 1:15 pm

O::::::: IT'S RJ OMGOMGMOGOMG biggrin
(it'srainbow sodah)

Silent Warning Report | 11/13/2010 12:05 pm

Hey you.

bunbunss13 Report | 11/13/2010 10:42 am

(Anonymous): i was drunk and walked out of my house with my keys in my hand. A cop approaches, 'Can I help you Sir?' Yea! Somebody stole my car The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?' It was on the end of this key the cop looks down and sees my wiener hanging Out for all the world to see. He asks me, 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?' confused outa my mind, i looked down at my crotch and without Missing a beat,i blurt out. Holy s**t! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

bunbunss13 Report | 11/13/2010 10:30 am

Anonymous): Last night I texted, "so I was just driving drunk 'I know...' and I stopped 2 let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog." MDT

(604): Is it a good thing or a bad thing when you wake up naked with two naked guys in your bed, while holding glow-in-the-dark toy dinosaurs in your hands, and listening to the lion king soundtrack?

(sam): Last night, from my best friend. "I think i've jus put my dog in the washing machine and turned it on, what should i do? i dont think that my moms going to be very happy! HELP." He doesn't have a dog, so i was left confused... MDT

these are allfrom mydrunkentexts.com
soooo funny

bunbunss13 Report | 11/13/2010 10:15 am

(831): I just had a conversation with my cat in the shower about pancakes. We both like them a lot.

bunbunss13 Report | 11/13/2010 10:12 am

(61 cool : I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it's web. They all have English accents. I'm drunk and this weed is incredible!

bunbunss13 Report | 11/13/2010 9:30 am

(202): you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.