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"There's someone in my head, and it's not me!" - Pink Floyd

There are very few problems in life that can't be fixed by the proper application of high explosives.

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Tokay, the spoons are after me! I need you and the kids to get in the orange! I'll build a lamppost out of cinnamon buns, and that'll buy us some time. *Crys* I've been having an affair, with this jar of peanut butter. But it's okay because I can glow in the dark now, so all our troubles are over now. Second - Just because we've similar interests does not guarantee you're going to like me! My foot in your a** is a good example of that. I'm a pretty cool guy, least I think I am. I L-O-V-E animals to the point of hugging a polar-bear. I love art, computers, sex, and the rare JD cooler. I'm Alex A., but all my friends call me Mouse. I also sound like Invader Zim, so I put two and two together, and now I'm Invader Mouse. 2 nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I RAN, AND FINALLY LOST IT, AND MADE IT HOME!!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!!Did the DOG SEND YOU?! Um, I love planes, no, not the "jet" planes, I'm talking about real planes, propellers and all. Those are the real machines, ah, nothing beats sitting in the cockpit and knowing that there's an engine in front of you, really just pulling you through air. I got more metal parts in me than a toaster. Goddamn I'd love to be able to pull toast outta my head!! Just think of it!! Toast, anytime I wanted it!! And what's with all these shows on the television? Are they supposed to be funny?! Whyyy...I know funny, and them shows ain't it. TOAST!!! Toast! Toast! Toast!! Fetch my slippers, Lassie!! Um, well, you better get going, it's Tuesday, and you know what that means - U.F.O.'S!! I hope I didn't brain my damage. How lovely you are. So lovely in my straight jacket. I'm gonna go kill a party clown! On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor of all his blood, and not get caught!! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I could do that!! ...Oh, wait....I did do that!! I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life. Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to 'comment' on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!!------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---Dear diary. Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.--------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---Dear, diary. I seem to be dead. No, wait, ... I'm ALIVE!?!--

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Ryukoda Report | 04/29/2010 12:59 am
Ryukoda
It's a comment
Insaneaphobe Report | 05/07/2008 4:43 pm
Insaneaphobe
i havent said hi in a while,. whats uip?
zombieZagia Report | 05/04/2008 11:38 am
zombieZagia
I have a T-virues shirt too ^O^
Insaneaphobe Report | 04/19/2008 3:25 pm
Insaneaphobe
hey, where you been mousey?
black_star_light Report | 04/17/2008 8:00 am
black_star_light
???
Ryukoda Report | 04/07/2008 1:21 pm
Ryukoda
hey alex, this is funny...................waitin for meh to say sometin? im not goin too HAH!
Insaneaphobe Report | 03/19/2008 2:45 pm
Insaneaphobe
just hanging around, getting gold to buy this and that
Insaneaphobe Report | 03/18/2008 6:46 pm
Insaneaphobe
hey kid
hows it hanging?
black_star_light Report | 03/12/2008 8:13 am
black_star_light
I love you more.
Insaneaphobe Report | 03/11/2008 7:16 pm
Insaneaphobe
oh, I have submitted my avitar to the Arena!
Please give me a ten!!!
search by my name, Insaneaphobe
thankyou!!!
 

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I think I'm winning Gaia! I mean, don't you win it if you have a bunch of crud around your avatar? Gawd, I'm sooo fecking brilliant!!!