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God is a Cat. I was spit out in the litter box for being Indigestible. When the universe ended and the litter box was cleaned, I was stuck to the bottom and thus a new universe was created. Leaving me in a new minty fresh environment. The next time God used her box, I was scratched and tossed from Edan.Woo was me, forever to wander this world creating new art , but never was it like that first universe with logs of golden brown and a smell so pure it could peal the paint from walls. Thus was the true power of God, basking in her glory, I listened to her immortal words of wisdom, "Meow Meow Meow ". Squatting from far above me i could see her eyes so pure as her blessings would fall from the very heavens.
I am the chosen one of God , because I was twice blessed. Once with her spraying forever to carry the odor of God. Second with her bowel movement, forever to carry her golden color of sainthood.
Thus, I am cursed as the Last Remaining Great Wad of Stuff, left over from the making of the previous universe. I am the Indigestible Wad. Fear me, for you know not what I am.
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-The White Wabbit in awe.