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Birthday: 07/21


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nAmE ; ♥Kourtney♥
LaStNaMe ; .........(y?stalker)♥
CoLoR ; purple and pink
AniNiMaL ; Dogs
SpOrT ; track
b-DaY ; july 21,♥
AgE ; 14.♥
If I CouLd bE AnytHing It wouLD bE; a anesthesiologist or lawer

im not Stupid, i just dont get it.
im not Immature, im just growing up.
im not Obsessed, im just in love.
im not Ignoring, i just choose not to listen.
im not Impatient, i just dont like to wait.
ill Remember your name, if you remember mine.
i can be a b***h, if you give me a reason too.
im not Mean, its just my opinion.
why try Fit In, when you where born to...



tell me






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4.wen people cyber
5.Junk Mail
6.i really hate liars






A guy and a girl are going 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No its not now slow down
Guy: Tell me you love me
Girl: I love you now slow down
Guy: Give me a big hug *She gives a big hug*
Guy: Now take my helmet off and put it on yourself, It's really starting to bother me. *Girl takes off helmet and puts it on herself*

The next day in the newspaper a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks werent working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, Even if it meant that he would die. IF YOU WOULD DO THE SAME FOR THE PERSON YOU LOVE COPY AND PAST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

~Girl : Do I ever cross ur mind
~Boy: No
~Girl: Do you like me?
~Boy: Not really
~Girl: Do you want me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Would you cry if I left?
~Boy: No

~Girl: Would you do anything for me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Choose--me or ur life
~Boy: my life

~The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...~

~The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.~
~The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.~
~The reason I don't want you is because I need you. ~
~The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.~
~The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.~
█ 50% Clumsy
██ 60% Random
███ 70% Crazy
████ 80% Weird
█████ 90% Happy
██████ 100% ME
* put this on your pro

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "We definitely like each other"

Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

You say black
I say pink
You say Zac Effron
I say eww
You say Paris Hilton
Silence O_O
You say Rock
I say Rap
You say Hannah Montana
I say wtf?
you say im weird
i say im different
One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk.She then told him that her feelings had changed and it was time to move on.A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a foldednote.At that moment,a drunk driver was speeding down the very same street.He swerved right into the drivers seat,killing the boy.Miraculously,the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out and read it.It said....."Without your love i would die."

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small, elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly

'Mrs. Neely, that's very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh! Well, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the b*tches.'

27 things to do on an Elevatorr (hehe)

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

icon_cool.gif Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others , "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

1icon_cool.gif Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space.

27) Stand beside someone and yell "I WET MY PANTS"
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
Ok read the English meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1.) Thats not right..................... Sum Ting Wong
2.) Are you harboring a fugitive..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3.) See me ASAP...................... Kum Hia Nao
4.) Stupid Man......................... Dum Fa reak
5.) Small horse......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6.) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan
7.) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Ni
8.)I think you need a face lift............. Chin Tu Fat
9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai So Dim
10.) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11.) This is a tow away zone............. No Pah King
12.) staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
13.) He's cleaning his automobile......... Wa Shing Ka
14.) Your body odor is offensive......... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15.) Great............................. Fre akin Su Pah


Guy- "Can we have sex right now?
Girl- "Can we do what?"
Guy- "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl- ""
Guy- "Why?"
Girl- "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy- "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl- "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy- "I'm not special to you?"
Girl- "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy- looks forward and keeps driving. 25 minutes pass...
Guy- starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl- moves his hand, "Don't touch me."
Guy- tries to kiss her.
Girl- screams, "Would you stop."
Guy- continues trying.
Girl- moves to the back seat
Guy- parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl- pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy- "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl- pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy- getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl- crying, continues to fight. Guy- punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl- screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy- puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes...
Guy- pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl- sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy- looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl- pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy- says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl- "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor- looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl- looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor- "You are pregnant."
Girl- faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl was completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...
One day a black man came to a diner for a nice stack of pancakes and A white man said colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up, he then said listen sir...when i was born i was BLACK when i grew up i was BLACK when im sick im BLACK when i go in the sun im BLACK when im cold im BLACK when i die ill be BLACK But u sir when u were born u were PINK when u grew up u were WHITE when ur sick ur GREEN when u go in the sun u turn RED when ur cold u turn BLUE and when u die you'll turn PURPLE And u have the nerve to call me colored? the black man then sat down and the white man walked away...

LOL-tru dat
I LUV THIS.... i dnt kno if its rlly how guys feel, but its just so sweet!

-We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
-We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS, Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
-Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we ******** mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. or We'll stop trying to convince you.
-The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! Dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."
-Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. And you don't have to get dressed up for us. we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you arent. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
-Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
-Don't get angry easily.
-stop using magazines/ media as your bible.
-Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or the dude from Twilight is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
-Whatever happened to the word " handsome" / " beautiful" I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether (;
-Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry a**, he's a disgrace to the male population, so find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance!



I am only 4 inches long,

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.



Today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me,

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.

It is so nice and warm in here.


You know what, Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad, too,

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.



my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine,

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it, too.


You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby, Mommy... your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?


I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!



I am okay.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me, Mommy?


One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, put this in your profile.


Please help me to achieve this goal, I onli need half of the items and I will come up with the other half :)

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