The Weirdo Formerly Known As Impish Angel Isa-chanIf anyone cares to know, I'm a cute little redheaded bookworm, born in the Bahamas and hoping to escape to the mythical land of Canadia. Why? I'm not entirely sure yet, but it sounds like a pretty nice place. (Get me out of here!)
In an unrelated matter, I'm worried about the Great Red Hair-Trait Extinction that may occur near the end of the century... I don't want to go extinct.. T.T
Anyway, these are just a few quotes. You can probably guess where they're from... If you do, you win... a sense of accomplishment.
I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that make the peoples fall down!
Studies have shown that if you eat a pie a day, you will have a 5% increase of YUMMY.
Some people have outdoor cats.
Other people have indoor cats.
I, on the other hand, have an in-floor cat.
Fairy folkes are in old oakes.
If your friend asks if you've seen Charlie the Unicorn, just say yes and run while you can.
As long as there is religion, there shall be madness.
Nowhere is safe, only safer.
The next time you're walking in the street, I hope you get run over by cancer!
... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has risen again and destroyed the Internet! Run for your lives!
Anyone that harasses you out of the blue on Gaia should be automatically temp-banned. Or shot. Survivors should be shot again.
What my dad, J.K. Rowling and Barack Obama have in common: the West Ham United football club
Cheesecake = sex on a plate
Please don't be ugly in the street: It's bad for the environment!
Anyone that abuses animals doesn't even deserve the respect of other human beings.
"What is The Door?"
"The Door is everything!"
"All that once was and all that will be!"
"The Door controls time and space!"
"Love and death!"
"The Door can see into your mind!"
"The Door can see into your SOUL!"
"Wow... Th-The Door can really do all that?"
"Heh heh, no. XD "
The Happy Hour: the Cocktail Hour's vulgar kid brother
June 18: I had no wish, no enemy, I longed but for sleep. My enemy is too strong for me, everything has been tried. All, all is vain.
June 21: My enemy let me go and I was free.
June 24: Here too I was free.
June 29: Four long days of absolute slavery.
June 30: I cannot write a letter, can do nothing.
July 1: I lay in bed and called on God to save me.
[If anyone can guess who wrote this last quote and what it's about, you win an item. If you can name the book I took this from, you win a few respect points. The former only applies to the first person to get it.]