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Hi.My name is Jessica Mallory. My old friend,had this account but she gave it to me cause she didnt want it anymore.So yeaaah.Im 14 and a half righht now,im single,im a noob,and i dont give a fu ck if theres noob haters out there,so tease all you want haters.I like to hangout with friends,and chill out at the beach.<3 Im taken,and I dont cheat on my boyfriend,so please fu ck off,if theres a problem.Anyways,i think im pretty outgoing so talk to mee.(;

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KagaminexRinx3 Report | 03/18/2010 3:17 pm

When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,





she ignored it and a week later the love of her





life dumped her for no good reason so





BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!


























Article 1: The Kiss











1..





Kiss on the hand





I adore you











2.





Kiss on the cheek





I just want to be friends











3.





Kiss on the neck





I want you











4.





Kiss on the lips





I love you











5.





Kiss on the ears





I am just playing











6.





Kiss anywhere else





lets not get carried away











7.





Look in your eyes





kiss me











8.





Playing with your hair





I can't live without you











9.





Hand on your waist





I love you to much to let you go






































Article 2:





The Three Steps

















1. Girls





If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.











2. Guys





If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.











3....Girls&amp;Guys





Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
































Article 3:





The Commandments














1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.











2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one..











3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
































Here are a few reasons





why guys like girls:











1.





They will always smell good





even if its just shampoo











2.





The way their heads always





find the right spot on our shoulder











3.





How cute they look when they sleep











4.





The ease in which they fit into our arms











5.





The way they kiss you and all of a sudden





everything is right in the world











6.





How cute they are when they eat











7.





The way they take hours





to get dressed but in the end





it makes it all worth while











8.





Because they are always warm





even when its minus 30 outside











9.





The way they look good





no matter what they wear











10.





The way they fish for compliments





even though you both know that you





think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth











11.





How cute they are when they argue











12.





The way her hand always finds yours











13.





The way they smile











14.





The way you feel when you see their name





on the call ID after you just had a big fight











15.





The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'





even though you know that an hour later....











16.





The way they kiss when





you do something nice for them











17.





The way they kiss you when you say





'I love you'











18. Actually ...





just the way they kiss you...

















19.





The way they fall into your arms when they cry











20.





Then the way they apologize





for crying over something that silly











21.





The way they hit you and expect it to hurt











22.





Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.





(even though we don't admit it)!











23.





The way they say 'I miss you'











24.





The way you miss them











25.





The way their tears make you want to





change the world so that it





doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet





regardless if you love them, hate them,





wish they would die or know that you would die





without them .... it matters not.











Because once in your life,





whatever they were to the world





they become everything to you.











When you look them in the eyes,





traveling to the depths of their souls





and you say a million things without trace of





a sound, you know that your own life





is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings





of her very heart.... We love them for a million





reasons, No paper would do it justice.











It is a thing not of the mind





but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.



































This chain started in 1887.








It is a love chain letter.......................................








In an hour you are supposed to send it to


25 people.








It is easy, just look into


chat rooms and find them.








Anyway,


send it to 25 people in 1 hour.














Now here comes the fun part.

Cool Story Broskey Report | 02/14/2010 9:17 pm