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I mean it i really do just ask bob let me go get his head.*grabs bobs head*this is bob bob pissed me off now bobs dead and im happy.this is what i killed him with so dont piss me off.ok i wont kill you im in to good of a mood because i won Langer in a bid.but i can still change my mind.
i found this while surfing profiles.
----- You know you live in 2007 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
a Quote from my friend daniael
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marjawana
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill do you wanna
Jill said yes took off her dress and then they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill so now they have a son
theres 2 guys at a ball game there 2 nun's in front of them and nun's have big a** hats so the 2 guys cant see so to make the nun move they say slurs about there religion.guy 1 says "i'm thinking of moving to teaxs there very few chaltolics there" guy 2 says "im going to move to gerogia there practically no chalthlics there" the nun says "Why don't you go to hell?theres no chatholics there"
i wish you were here
in my room
with the lights off
we go under the blankets
and i show you my new watch that glows in the dark!!!!
what on earth were you thinking?!
YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!
joke by rory
Q:what do you call an emo cow?
A:
noob:HI!
you:whats up
noob:NM YOU
you:nm hey why do you type in all caps?
noob:I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
you:it's next to the a
noob:I DON'T SEE IT
you: "you have left the chat"
Jackd: there's no i in team
Konay: there's no u in team either so if you're not in the team and i'm not in the team no-ones in the team, the team sucks!
Jackd:I hate it when you do that
Konay:i know
Jackd:i hate you you know that right
Konay:Why are you so mean to me *sniff*
Jackd:Because i hate you
Konay:YOUR MEAN!!! *cries*
Jackd:hahaha
Konay:*stabs Jakd in heart*your a cowboy
Jackd:I know
Konay:stay the ******** away from me you gayfer
Jackd:*aproches*
Konay:*flips off*,,l,,(0_0)*runs like hell*
HIDDEN MESSAGE
Answer:NO SEX CAUSES BAD EYES,you abstaniant freak
THE AWSOME LIST
Demented Flamingo-for scripting but only using blue text he is a hero among the people who don't script because blue text dosn't get in the way.
Pablo Organization crew members-for helping in the fight for global funnys they are a hero among the people who want good funny from around the internet.
Veterns-for protecting the american way heros among all american people. "thank you"
The crew of Gaiaonline-for helping bring the world together heros among all of gaia's community.
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I got sooooo
WASTED
last night!!!
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