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Well Hola. Im me. If you wanna call me by a name call me Poison because thats my user name :l If this site wanted people to call you by your real name they wouldnt have had us make up usernames. Anyway, I scared the world on May 12, 1994. For all you retards that suck at math that'd make me 15 years young. I generally hate people but if your nice enough then ill say "what the ********" and be yer friend :3. My puppy and my ipod are numbers 2 and 3 (puppy being 2 ipod being 3) in my top 3 loves of my life, No I will not tell you my number 1 so don't pester me about it >O. I AM smart I just tend to not show it alot. Don't ask me why because I'm not quite sure myself. My hair is red, Or orange if you prefer. Yes I hate it but no one will let me dye it. My fawkin hair dresser won't even let me dye it >:l... So yea.. Now you know.. Yay for you, Would you like a cookie?..


Things I Enjoy:
-Whats in yer pants.
-Orange (Diss it and I'll tear you apart >O)
-Popsicles >D! (And no. not your popsicle you pervert)
-Rain (Duh)
-Teh lake (Lakes are fun)
-Meh friends (Most of the time)
-People who give meh stuff (Who doesn't enjoy them)
-Other stuff i cant think of right now

Things I Could Live Without:
-You (Im not kidding)
-Camping (Ew...)
-People yelling at me (<-- Heres a reason I hate people)
-People bossing me around 24/7 (<-- Reason number 2)
-Beggars (<-- And the lucky reason number 3)
-Bananas (Why do we even have them..)
-The person who hacked meh (Go ******** yerself)
-The second person who hacked me.. (Go with them)
-Other stuff i cant think of right now

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Smoking is bad D=<!!!!!
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Whats the part of you that no one sees?
The part of you that no one sees is Afraid.
You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.

Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful.

You Know He Loves You:
-- When after all the crap you've put him through,
He can still look at you and say everything will be ok
-- When he randomly texts you to say,
I love you, I miss you, or your my everything
-- When everything seems to go wrong in your life,
And all he wants to do is be there for you and help you.

I Hate The Way You:
Make me fall for you;
Give me butterflies everytime I see you;
Make me smile when I'm sad;
Make me jealous when you talk to other girls;
Make me dream of you every night;
But most of all--
I hate the way you make me love you.

9 things I can't Stand!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too". what the hell! am i supposed to get the cake just to stare at the damn thing?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn celing what did you come here for?

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What the hell is longer then life?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came i wouldn't be standing here, now would i?

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said... no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever, he said... no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? And once again he said no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her by the arm and said.. Your not pretty, your beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever. And i wouldnt cry if you left... id die..

~If I had to choose between loving u and breathing,I would use my last breath to say i love u ~

I'll stop loving you when diamonds never sparkle and flowers cease to grow.
When thunder never echos and rivers don't flow.
When hearts no longer wonder and hands are never held.
When smiles are only memories and hope is never felt.
When trees no longer blossom and stars refuse to shine.
When God alone commands me
Then I'll stop loving you.

Kiss on the lips: I love you
Kiss on the ear: You are special
Kiss on the nose: Laughter
Kiss on the cheek: Friendship
Kiss on the forehead: I comfort you
Kiss on the neck: i want you
Kiss on the shoulder: you are wonderful
Kiss anywhere else: be careful
Play around with hair: I can't live without you
Holding hands: Happiness
Arms around waist: I need you
A hug: I care
Nibble on ear: Start warming up
Smiling at each other: I like you
Lifting up eyebrows/ wink: Flirtation
Looking around: Hiding true feelings
Tender kiss on the side of your lips: You're mine
Wetting your lips: waiting for a kiss
Teardrop: I'm losing you
Crying: I lost you


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Report | 08/07/2011 6:03 am

P 0 W d e h

Your avie is gorgeous. <3

Report | 07/25/2011 10:27 pm


It's cam, Sam. razz

Report | 10/04/2010 7:16 pm


*ninja tackles* <3

Report | 10/01/2010 6:37 am


Thought i'd .. say Hi since I haven't talked too you for awhile o w o.

Report | 06/21/2010 10:20 pm


hey chica

Report | 03/03/2010 11:38 pm


Sammy razz remember me from idk 6-9 months ago neutral

Report | 03/03/2010 3:21 pm



Report | 03/03/2010 3:00 pm


You should

Report | 03/03/2010 2:55 pm


You need to get on more <.<


Would you take a bullet..


..For the one you love most?