Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her...

This is soo sweet! (and true men of the world ;D)
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and don't let go ]
When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she pulls away [ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's still beautiful ]
When you see her crying [Just hold her and don't say a word ]
[ Until she stops ] [ Then ask her what's wrong ]
When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared [ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite shirt [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]
When she grabs your hands [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret [ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes [ Don't look away until she does ]
When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away and she wants you back ]

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent to die laughing your a** off.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a 6 story building.Put this in your signature if you're one 10% that would be yelling b***h JUMP

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,edwardsrealbella, silverkrystal11, Maiko-DarkAngel, xYuna, Roseko-chan,
II Emma Bobemma II

If you have pushed a door which said 'Pull', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!


If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.


If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

*Still Going ;D*

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Lola5bunny,II Emma Bobemma II

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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...(O.o)
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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know you live in the 21th century when:

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Wewhooo!!!!!!!!!!! All Done!!!!