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fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we f**k**ed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the f**k out
fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this