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Last Login: 05/21/2012 11:36 am

Gender: Male

Location: Conneticut

Birthday: 08/26/1990


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About me...every site has this question but how can one possibly conceive their true selves in a small descriptive paragraph? Ah, well, that's why I never take them seriously! Or just state random crap, like:

I am a hamster!


I sleep on a bed of rotten cheese.


In my childhood I was conflicted by frequent bouts of supernatural and mental abilities, such as reading people's minds, controlling and contorting objects without physical interaction or having the abnormal ability to color in between the lines...

So yeah, it's pretty simple, I'm Icklejabob, and my real name isn't bob...people seem to think that...if you want to know my real name then you gotta kick me in the balls, drug me and frame me for a sick and twisted murder, it's the only way I'll know you're serious about it and don't want to tie me to a chair and beat me with salami, cuz I'm a freaking vegetarian a*****e!

I'm good at being absurdly random, in case you (a.k.a, the reader) didn't formally assume.


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Cyros Lugoth Report | 10/11/2011 12:51 am
Cyros Lugoth
Once upon a flaming homo, there was a unisexual being named Fuzz. Fuzz disliked liking something, and it came down to a point where the point got rounded. It was so round, it Rick Rolls forever. Fuzz decided one mid-afternoon that he would celebrate his birthday 364 days early. In doing so, Fuzz met the love of his unisexual life. Fizz. Fizz was the type of thing you see when you fill a glass of pop. Fizz and Fuzz had passionate uni-love that ended rounder than the rounded point. By the time you even get around understanding this story, the meaning is already lost, and you apparently lived happily ever before. The End.
kari-berry13 Report | 09/24/2011 11:54 pm
xd 4laugh whee heart 3nodding you sooooo sweet
kari-berry13 Report | 03/15/2011 3:43 pm
You cutiest boooooooooo
kari-berry13 Report | 03/12/2011 3:14 pm
Why do you not talk much? stressed
Cyros Lugoth Report | 03/05/2011 8:22 pm
Cyros Lugoth
you should pop on POM.net more often =0 I miss hangin out with ya. I'm rarely on Gaia anymore ;-;
kari-berry13 Report | 01/18/2011 7:42 am
kari-berry13 Report | 01/18/2011 7:06 am
That makes me sound like raspberry froyo....... 3nodding heart heart heart
kari-berry13 Report | 01/16/2011 12:35 pm
Miss u
Cyros Lugoth Report | 09/12/2010 8:54 pm
Cyros Lugoth

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Well... at least I still have this biscuit...
kari-berry13 Report | 09/11/2010 3:04 pm
heart heart heart heart heart i love you too




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