About
About me...every site has this question but how can one possibly conceive their true selves in a small descriptive paragraph? Ah, well, that's why I never take them seriously! Or just state random crap, like:I am a hamster!
or...
I sleep on a bed of rotten cheese.
or...
In my childhood I was conflicted by frequent bouts of supernatural and mental abilities, such as reading people's minds, controlling and contorting objects without physical interaction or having the abnormal ability to color in between the lines...
So yeah, it's pretty simple, I'm Icklejabob, and my real name isn't bob...people seem to think that...if you want to know my real name then you gotta kick me in the balls, drug me and frame me for a sick and twisted murder, it's the only way I'll know you're serious about it and don't want to tie me to a chair and beat me with salami, cuz I'm a freaking vegetarian a*****e!
I'm good at being absurdly random, in case you (a.k.a, the reader) didn't formally assume.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Well... at least I still have this biscuit...