A guy and a girl were speeding 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not please its too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die.