You know you live in 2008 when 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did drop dead gourgues eye

my lil gaia sistas

my buddies my buddies

walks up to black man. White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!" Black man says, "I was born BLACK." "I grew up BLACK." "When I get sick, I'm BLACK." "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK." "When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK." "When I die, I'm BLACK." "You were born PINK." "You grew up WHITE." "When you're sick, you turn GREEN." "When you're in the sun, you turn RED." "When you're cold, you turn BLUE." "When you die, you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored, white b***h!?" The white man turned around, and walked away. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU HATE RACISM

my fam

lil bros

BOY I love her more than the air i breath GIRL well im always here for you. BOY I know. GIRL What's wrong? BOY I like her so much. GIRL Talk to her. BOY I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL Don't say that. You're amazing. BOYI just want her to know how I feel. GIRLThen tell her. BOY She wont like me. GIRL How do you know that? BOY I can just tell. GIRL Well just tell her. BOY What should I say? GIRL Tell her how much you like her. BOY I tell her that daily. GIRL What do you mean? BOY I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY Wait. Who do you like? GIRL Oh some boy. BOYOh... she won't like me either. GIRL She does. BOY How do you know? GIRL Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY You. GIRL You're wrong, I love you. BOY I love you too. GIRL So are you going to talk to her? BOY I just did. GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page. GUYS- If u are man enough and have balls to say this to a chick, post it to ur page.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

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Rules of Love:Kiss on the lips: I Love you.Kiss on the ear:You are specialKiss on the nose:LaughterKiss on the cheek:Friend ShipKiss on the forhead:I confort youKiss on the neck:I want youKiss on the shoulder:You are wonderfulKiss any were else:Be carfulPlayin around with hair:Can't live with out youHolding Hands:HappinessArms Around Waist:You are mine,I need youA hug:I careSmiling at eachother:I like uWink:FlirtationLooking around:Hiding true feelingsTender kiss on the side of the lips:You're mineWetting your lips:Waiting 4 a kissTear drop:I'm losing youCrying:I lost you

my mom

all about the purple and gold GO LAKERS

my friendz they sisters

Boy: baby we need to talk Girl: kyle, wat do u mean? Boy: sumthin has come up... Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad? Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me.... I love him so much Boy: baby are you there?? Girl: yea im here wut is so important?? Boy: im not sure if i should say Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: im leaving.... Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here. Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away. Girl: i cant believe this. [FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)] Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go Boy: would you run away with me? Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !! Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess.. Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now. Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min [They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.] Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go. Girl: *tear* (begins to cry) Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go Girl: ok (begins to walk away) [They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her] It says..... Erika, U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my b***h and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you b***h, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. b***h u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon b***h.... Goodbye - Kyle [ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ] ....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call.... Friend: how are u feeling? Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me. Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something... Girl: ummm ok [She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...] Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words... Hate = Love Never = Alwayz b***h = Baby Will not= will ........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me... -Kyle] Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!! Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !! ...... Erika turns tha T.V. on...... [Breaking news] 'An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school...' Reporter says. [ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ] ....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. 'Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!

best friends in rl

homies

they twins

da red, dread, dog tag cr3w

auntie!

nieces

When she walks away from you mad==[ Follow her Even if she yells at you to leave] When she stares at your lips==[ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you==[ Grab her and dont let go] When she starts cursing at you==[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When shes quiet==[ Ask her whats wrong] When she ignores you==[ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away==[ Pull her back and hug her & dont let go ] When you see her at her worst==[ Tell her shes beautiful ] When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and make her laugh ] When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When shes scared==[ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder==[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you==[ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time==[ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ] When she says that she likes you==[ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grabs at your hands==[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bumps into you==[ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret==[ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes==[ don’t look away until she does] WHEN SHE MISSES YOU==[ SHES HURTING INSIDE ] When you break her heart==[ the pain NEVER really goes away ] When she says its over==[ she STILL wants you to be hers ] When she repost this bulletin==[ she wants you to read it ] Tease her, but let her tease back. Stay up all night with her when shes sick. Watch her favorite movie with her. Don't wipe your mouth after she kisses you. Give her the world. Let her wear your cloths. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up to you crying, ask... "Who am i beating today?" Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything post this on your page if you luv your girl like i love mine

my daughter

leader of the pain cr3w who is gettin wit da red dread cr3w

Sex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation A Guy Sticks His Location.. N a Gurlz Destination To Increase Population.. Of Da Next Generation Do U Get My Explantion ? Or Do You Need A Demostration

my new gurl