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JACK SPICER. EVIL BOY GENIUS!




Impressive, I know. I'm pretty awesome. *Confident smirk* Heh. The only thing getting in my way from ruling the world is those Xiaolin Warriors Losers. They're such pests, especially Omi or whatever. Dude, he has a bigger ego than me! Wait...did that come out right? *Blink* Anyway! Once they're out of the picture then it's world domination, baby! *Rocks his head up and down* OH, YEAH!




So I have a pretty annoying "side kick." Her name's Wuya. She's always complaining about me losing the Shen Gong Wu. Blah blah blah blah. I know she couldn't do anything without me though. *Doesn't mention the fact that Wuya betrays him most of the time* Why am I evil? *Shrugs* My mum said I needed a hobby. *Eyes light up* Let me tell you something else that's cool about me. I made up my own army of Jack-Bots to kick butts. Please, don't say anything bad about them though... WHAAAAT?! *Crosses his arms* They have emotion chips! Geez. Eh, I also have my chameleon bot too but I haven't used that in a while. Don't even get me started on Robo-Jack... *Sigh*




The best Shen Gong Wu is definitely the monkey staff. Except when I get a stomach ache from eating too many bananas. Totally not cool then. Villains can't look good when they're sick. They also can't be awesome without having their own ominous theme song. Which reminds me! ...Still gotta work on that techno remix of my theme song. *Nods to himself* Yeah, yeah. Something dark and menacing with a bit of a dance beat going on to it. *Whines obnoxiously* NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I'M NOT A WHINER. I don't whine. *Clenches his fists together* I'm not a momma's boy either! They'rejustjealous.
*Quirks an eyebrow* My greatest fear? ...HA! Like I'd ever tell you that!




So I have a pretty annoying "side kick." Her name's Wuya. She's always complaining about me losing the Shen Gong Wu. Blah blah blah blah. I know she couldn't do anything without me though. *Doesn't mention the fact that Wuya betrays him most of the time* Why am I evil? *Shrugs* My mum said I needed a hobby. *Eyes light up* Let me tell you something else that's cool about me. I made up my own army of Jack-Bots to kick butts. Please, don't say anything bad about them though... WHAAAAT?! *Crosses his arms* They have emotion chips! Geez. Eh, I also have my chameleon bot too but I haven't used that in a while. Don't even get me started on Robo-Jack... *Sigh*




The best Shen Gong Wu is definitely the monkey staff. Except when I get a stomach ache from eating too many bananas. Totally not cool then. Villains can't look good when they're sick. They also can't be awesome without having their own ominous theme song. Which reminds me! ...Still gotta work on that techno remix of my theme song. *Nods to himself* Yeah, yeah. Something dark and menacing with a bit of a dance beat going on to it. *Whines obnoxiously* NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I'M NOT A WHINER. I don't whine. *Clenches his fists together* I'm not a momma's boy either! They'rejustjealous.
*Quirks an eyebrow* My greatest fear? ...HA! Like I'd ever tell you that!
*Whimper* Idon'twanttobeflushedownthetoilet. /Rejection




Wanna see some cool dedications to me? Of course you do! There's even a wicked video of me dancing. Because I have those skills. So, ladies... *Winks and gives a thumbs up* Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. /Such a creeper
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Jack Spicer's Plans for World Domination!
A PLAN OF ALL MY EVIL PLANS. BWAHAAHAHAHA. I am so awesome.
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Okay, got the Shen Gong Wu. Now, a little vaporizing of our enemies, and we'll call it a day.
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