I JUST GOT A BONER

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Gender: Male

Location: Your Pants Region

Birthday: 02/28

Occupation: OBGYN

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I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

There is an idea of a Boner, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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Master Risto Report | 05/24/2010 2:44 am
Master Risto
Don't make me turn Lady Weather on you.
She can make it rain and snow! (reference to a song)
Gunnerflower Report | 05/20/2010 8:49 pm
Gunnerflower
Oh Daniel, how I love tormenting you. heart

Master Risto Report | 05/20/2010 2:15 pm
Master Risto
Oh god you are going to have everyone think I am gay. You seriously need to stop that, your making all the other girls jealous -.-
Master Risto Report | 05/17/2010 11:59 am
Master Risto
Sure but not with your avi. Its just not my style ya know? ^.- Whats up?
Master Risto Report | 05/13/2010 2:48 am
Master Risto
But if I start pretending I would have to act all freaked out and be like. WTF there is a gay stalker o my profile. And so far I have only let in two of those lol. What up?
Master Risto Report | 03/12/2010 3:48 pm
Master Risto
nm mate. Just tryin to get more gold. Always more gold!
Gunnerflower Report | 03/11/2010 7:14 am
Gunnerflower
Dear Boner. I'd like to plant me mast in your poop deck. That is all.
LaLaMeep Report | 03/01/2010 3:28 pm
LaLaMeep
Oh my gaawwwdddd
Happy birthday boner
I do realize it was yesterday but hey what are you gonna do?
the boyfriend needed me ;P

love you long time
Gunnerflower Report | 02/28/2010 1:00 pm
Gunnerflower
Like, happy birthday boner. It has been a privelage knowing you.
Vampirate E Hopp Report | 11/26/2008 12:52 pm
Vampirate E Hopp
OMG dude those pics are hilarious...i lol'd for a long time after i saw these...omg awesome!!

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