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"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." - Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan


Eehh ~ Izaya Orihara here, Ikebukuro's finest underground informant! Don't know what an information broker is? Never heard of me? Most people told you to stay away ? Tsk, we'll just have to correct that now, ne? A information broker is well... a person who is knowledgeable about everyone in the city~ I sell information out of my own enjoyment. The information I give out usually comes with a price, but for once I will be generous.

I tower others at 5'9'', weighing 127lbs. The month and day I came to this world is May 4th. I expect to receive a present from you ♥ ~ I am at the age of twenty-three, but forever twenty-one. My blood type is O.

When I'm not chatting online as "Kanra" on the Dollars site, or giving out information to others, I partake in human observation. I love humanity. Humans, humans, humans. Their reactions are so interesting ~ I love them all! ...Except for Shizu-chan, he can crawl in a ditch and die♥ I express this love by putting the humans in miserable conditions troublesome situations and observe their reactions. ..Hm, I am also not fond of dead fish's eyes. My favourite dish is any food that tells me something about the personality of the one who prepared it ~ Must be fresh! I dislike canned and compressed food, as well as junk food... they do not tell me anything </3

Years ago I attended Raira Academy with Shizuo, Shinra and Dotachin~ Shizu-chan and I never got along on the first day we met. Occasionally, I frame him for crimes and watch him from above. Or cause constant problems, such as gangs attacking him daily ~

I must admit that I am a master of parkour. One would be if they had to play tag with Shizuo ~ And I'm also quite skilled with my flickblade. Ah, Shizu-chan, if you're reading this, I am not sorry for the numerous times I have cut your suit ~ ... Strangely, I am the only one able to do so to you, ne? ~ Ah! I have also shaved a gang member's head bald without him noticing it.♥ Some other skills that I have is picking up foreign languages. You may often see me speaking fluent Russian to Simon ~

You would think that I have no family members, but sadly I do. Two younger sisters by the name of Mairu and Kururi, who are twins and troublemakers... Really, I don't know where they got their troublesome ways from. Believe it or not, I grew up in a normal family whose only abnormal trait was our naming habits. I do not like my sisters. They are unlovable. If I cannot like them, I can't imagine anybody else to either.

Now, last but not least... ~ You are wondering about my faith, ne? I don't believe in god. There's no proof of his existence. In a world where there isn't even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it's tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe it, the past is the truth to them. And if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, it's a type of god itself.

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This is a DRRR!! roleplay account.
I prefer small rp's and OOC's in comments, and longer rp's in messages.
I am not a person who write 5 paragraphs. That is simply too much.
I usually write 1.5 - 2... sometimes 3 when it comes to longer roleplays. =)
I am lenient when it comes to pairings, I don't really have an "OTP".

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wadda qt

Report | 06/13/2012 6:47 am

wadda qt

I love your account. Huge Izaya fan. ; u ;
La Divina Tragedia

Report | 04/27/2011 7:14 pm

La Divina Tragedia

... Sir, what is going on in this picture? I keep staring at it, but it does not compute. D:
michaelmm3

Report | 04/20/2011 8:36 pm

michaelmm3


It's okay....and wanna meet up?
Chiharu Katsum

Report | 04/20/2011 5:42 pm

Chiharu Katsum

No worries, just hurry back. o3o
5hizuo Heiwajima

Report | 04/20/2011 10:12 am

5hizuo Heiwajima

-He simply grabbed a railing nearby, lifting it easily off its hinges, and pointed the end towards Izaya.- Sadly, I don't think the way you love people will work out for me. -He growled as he immediately took a jab at izaya with the pole, planning on impaling him through his chest. His teeth gritted into a small smile of anger as he thrust with all of his might.- If you were gone from this world, MAYBE I WOULD FINALLY HAVE SOME PEACE, IZAAAAAYAAAA KUNNNN! -He growled, taking several more stabs at him through anger, thrusting it towards izaya as if it were just a rapier.-

(I agree, I would love to find a Celty and a Shinra... Or a Dollars leader I can scream at about texting me too much.)
CODE PIKO

Report | 04/20/2011 9:49 am

CODE PIKO

Hey, gotta get off, but I'll talk to ya soon.. mmkay? <3

Byee ~!
CODE PIKO

Report | 04/20/2011 9:47 am

CODE PIKO

>> I'm not lazier than you! UGhhhh.

..You won't see them anytime soon. D|
- only 25% complete, and it has been how many months?-

... -huggles, pets- ~ Muwhahaa, are you feeling it? Feeling the loooovvve? *3*
CODE PIKO

Report | 04/20/2011 9:16 am

CODE PIKO

never*
CODE PIKO

Report | 04/20/2011 9:16 am

CODE PIKO

Well, you didn't have to point out the obvious! >:"[ Jerrrkkkk.
And I was busy with life + laziness = .... you should know what equals ;]

But yeah, I don't think I'll ever get that profile done. Trying to make my own layout, y'know? But still doing the artworks D':

And the martians were awesome, they party hard like true aliens.

Then, I must stalk your other accounts too ~ Fufufufu
CODE PIKO

Report | 04/20/2011 9:08 am

CODE PIKO

Kinda thought so .3.
Bumhurt that I didn't get your comment virginity D;
It's okay, I'll be your very last ~ That is even better, I think.
AND DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY AVI.
This is mah mule, as you should know now.
And still fixing up my real profile account. =0

And where have I been all this time?
..I WAS ON MARS. There, I said it.

How about the Russia account, you still on it too? And do you have a "real" account still? :Y