About"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Now, about me... I'm logical, realistic, and reasonable... all basically meaning the same thing. I'm an honest person, and I refuse to lie, so if I say you're acting like a b*tch, it's not because I'm angry or name calling, you probably are acting like a b*tch. I say the truth, and the truth hurts, if you get offended you should probably take a good look at yourself to figure out why my honesty hurt your feelings (Psst, here's the answer, 'because it's true, you just don't want to admit it'). I'm generally a very nice, respectful person. I don't try to get on people's bad sides, I like everyone to like me, but I don't put up with bull, and I most certainly don't put up with teenage drama. If you want someone to coddle you and tell you it'll be okay, don't come to me. I'm the person that will slap the truth of reality right in your face, which usually isn't what you want to hear when you're upset or something.
But like I said, I'm not mean, I'm just honest.