IF YOU ARE A TWILIGHT FAN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Edward!
2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.
4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up.
5. Ballet studios give me the chills.
6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...
7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.
11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.
12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.
14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing.
16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.
17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!"
21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.
22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
23. I am addicted to something called herionTWILIGHT!
24. I can hear Edward in my head, too