Howard Joel Wolowitz

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Last Login: 06/26/2014 9:26 pm

Gender: Male

Location: Pasadena, CA


Hello there! My name is Howard Joel Wolowitz. But, you can call me Howard... or Wolowitz. I am a Jewish aerospace engineer at Caltech's Department of Applied Physics. I sport a bowl-style haircut and I tend to wear it loud. I usually wear 1960-era outfits, a V-neck or tee shirt over a turtleneck or a dicky which sport a variety of pins, and I always wear skinny pants along with unusual belt buckles. I am a huge fan of comic books and superheroes like my friends, Rajesh Koothrappali, Leonard Hofstadter, and... Sheldon Cooper. I often hang out at Leonard and Sheldon's apartment. I dislike Sheldon's antics, but I have grown accustomed to them. Although I'm Jewish, I am not very serious about my faith. I am married to a Catholic girl named Bernadette Rostenowski.


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SaiIor Meme Report | 02/17/2013 10:43 am
SaiIor Meme
I made a Bernadette cosplay~
SaiIor Meme Report | 02/06/2013 3:57 pm
SaiIor Meme
Kaela Simca Report | 07/03/2012 10:51 am
Kaela Simca
Epic win cosplay and profile <3
The Definite Article Report | 11/24/2011 11:35 am
The Definite Article
Sorry for the late reply...

Thanks for the birthday wishes, Howard! whee
Number Phor Report | 09/13/2011 8:34 pm
Number Phor
I realise that I am funny, but thank you Howard. *pause* I also realise that was sarcasm, Howard. You may stop wetting your pants now.

Oh, how are you going to break that news to Bernadette? I'm sure she'll enjoy living with your mother almost as much as I love Will Wheaton.

Bright pants + Wolowitz = Howard flying solo. Quite a simple equation, if I do say so myself.
princessjinx100 Report | 09/13/2011 4:37 pm
Number Phor Report | 09/12/2011 9:22 pm
Number Phor
Hilarious? Disagreeable.

Howard, why must you taunt me so? I could comment on the fact you still live with your dear mother and your clothing is so bright, my retina burns when I look at you. But I don't.
Number Phor Report | 09/12/2011 12:16 am
Number Phor
I see that you tried to create humour in changing letters of my full name to make 'Smelly Pooper'.

Very funny, Wolowitz. I find that hilarious.


princessjinx100 Report | 09/11/2011 2:09 pm
"We can make a stack of money as high, well, as tall as you." *Pats Wolowitz*
Number Phor Report | 09/10/2011 11:36 pm
Number Phor
"Sheldon's antics"?! Excuse me, Wolowitz?

an┬Ětic - a grotesque, fantastic, or ludicrous gesture, act, or posture.

I do not believe I complete grotesque acts very often or ever.