An Englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?Student: “Father in law”.
n a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!Saint: I don’t have.TT: Where do you want to go?Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!TT: Come, lets go!Saint: Where?TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?Both don’t exist.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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just playing around
wat about u
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