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I am between the ages of zero and one thousand. I live on this planet, or possibly not. My phone number and social security number most likely contain digits, if I have a phone number and social security number, and, if I have an email address, it probably, but not definitely, has between one and a million alphanumeric characters. I spend most of my time at the places which I frequent with the people whom I may or may not like. I am between one and eight hundred centimetres tall, weigh between one and three thousand kilograms, and my hair and eyes are coloured, if I have hair and eyes at all. If my home planet is this Earth, I most likely belong to one of the races and/or ethnicities found on this Earth. My occupation is to do something, unless I am unemployed, or am payed to do nothing at all. I may or may not have a family of between zero and fifty million members whom I may or may not enjoy to spend time with. I am either dating, not dating, or married, unless I belong to an entirely different fourth category. I may or may not have pet(s) of animal species possibly or possibly not found on this planet. My hobbies may or may not include recreational or non-recreational activities done indoors, outdoors, or standing in the doorway.
There. That's all you need to know.
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I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us -don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.
How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!
AkuRoku forever.
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