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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no
one will answer.

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If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key until
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date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press
000.

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or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

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memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9, ...



As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed
to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.
You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was
broken.
You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and
you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
happiness you'll never get back.

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daezuan

Report | 11/03/2010 4:42 pm

daezuan

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Saga Takashi

Report | 06/29/2009 3:27 am

Saga Takashi

Thank You very much
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Miss Philass

Report | 06/29/2009 3:23 am

Miss Philass

Nice profile. C:<3
Emmizine

Report | 04/14/2009 5:29 pm

Emmizine

This is it! Ill send you the direct link in a pm, but I wanted to show it to you
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live love play

Report | 10/28/2008 5:38 pm

live love play

yo
True Roo

Report | 10/18/2008 11:20 am

True Roo

OMG, love your siggy and LOVE your pro! Good stuff, very funny User Image! User Image
Moger

Report | 10/15/2008 1:36 pm

Moger

Why thank you I love the art in your siggy.
Nobody XII

Report | 10/01/2008 10:23 am

Nobody XII

oh ho, lol

its has been some time since i lasted talked to you.

how have you been?
yohlenyaoilover

Report | 03/23/2008 6:27 am

yohlenyaoilover

Yo!
Nobody XII

Report | 02/27/2008 10:15 am

Nobody XII

lol, ya im not the only one that likes rasmus.

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